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Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

Jan 27, 2004
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MORE FUCKING SNOW!!!!!

Ok, I won't kill myself like I promised. I know some of you are disappointed. I will, however, take a gigantic virtual dump on the fucking mitten on which I live, then cleanse my ass in the bidet to either side of it. Cold bidet, yes, which might be why I'm so goddam bitter.

That and the goddam drummer of my band bailed on us tonight. Noone wants to drive in the snow to the show, true, but dammit! It would have been fun at least! And we would have scored at least ONE free drink out of it. BAH. AND we would have been able to flirt with sexy Radio bartender. That puts a whole other poop on deck. mad

It's a whiskey-night tonight. Who wants to join me?
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
les:
hi and hello.
Jan 29, 2004
les:
oh yeah, I know something you don't!! wink
Jan 29, 2004

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