mightyspork

Hey look, I'm not dead!! I really miss you all... things have been SO busy around here. I have been busting my butt trying to get promoted (I got a teeny little raise finally, so at least it's starting to pay off - yay) and on top of it all, I have been going a little ebay-crazy. I began having these anxiety attacks about how I have too much stuff and I desperately want to move out so I have been trying to sell all my crap on ebay in the hopes of getting more cash and less stuff. So I have been a little nutty... and I seriously think someone put speed in my Jack-in-the-Box hash browns because I seriously cannot fucking slow down and I had to leave a message for my supervisor and looking back I realized it was a two minute message and I was speaking so fast I didn't bother to breathe.

Before I shove my arms back up the ass of work, I wanted to share with you all stupid call I got (because I love recording these for prosperity and because I can't stop typing):

Guy calls in trying to sell us toner or some shit. I knew it was a sales call because he started off rambling about how great it was to be Friday. Anyway, I keep putting him on hold because I am busy and I finally tell him we are not interested and hang up. A miunute later, he calls back and he says "Hi, it's me again." I promptly put him on hold, and when I came back I said flat-out "What do you want?" and he said (I shit you not):

"Well, I was just thinking... maybe if you guys don't need any office supplies, you could use me as like a sound guy or a movie star or something." I actually laughed at him and said "No, I don't think so" and hung up.

I gotta find me some downers.

I love you all, I SWEAR I will catch up with shit this weekend. I hope I will catch up with shit this weekend......