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Monday Apr 16, 2007

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So I got an email today regarding the resume I posted on monster...I felt the need to share.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

*Company name removed as not to be promoting anything*

Dear James Joseph ,

Recently, after viewing your resume online, I have determined that you are a strong candidate for a Talent Scout position within our company, XXXX, one of most exciting web launches within the last few years.

James Joseph , have you been seeking an exciting cutting edge company with an opportunity for a real long-term career, you may be the person we are looking for.

Models and Actors with XXXXX have the best opportunity to gain international exposure and network within the world's largest entertainment industry network. XXXXX combines a modeling and acting database with MySpace.com's best features and much more. Through online advertising, our Models and Actors also have the opportunity to make additional money.

XXXX's Talent can earn money instantly just by joining. XXXXXX members gain the ability to earn money simply by displaying ads on their portfolio page.

Models and Actors may join XXXXX completely free, unlike other entertainment industry sites.

The Talent Scout position is not a sales position; Talent Scouts simply find potential Models and Actors and invite them to join for free. Your background makes you an ideal fit for the Talent Scout position. We offer our Talent Scouts the following:


Highly competitive salary.
Incentive Plan that can add 40% or more to Base Salary
Medical, Dental, and Vision plan
Expense Account
Paid Vacation
Tuition Reimbursement
Rapid Fast Track Advancement Program
*Part Time Talent Scouts earn $400 per week

The person we are looking for is hard working, passionate about the entertainment industry, and looking for a career - not just another job.



For maximum entertainment value, read it out loud while doing you best late night infomercial impression.

And the English major in me cringed more then once.

Disturbingly, I haven't deleted it yet...I think it's that "expense account" part that got to me.

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
luthie:
I want that job biggrin

Tell me you're gonna take it.. right..? RIGHT??! tongue
Apr 17, 2007
luthie:
I'll help you test the casting couch, alright.. wink
Apr 17, 2007

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