xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
Who's the blonde? 
So I got pulled over by a police officer today...
...wait for it, this one's good...
in a cemetery, right next to my father's grave...didn't even put his lights on until I stopped my car.
Yup.
Best part? I didn't break any traffic rules. He "randomly" checks license plates, and when he ran mine it showed me as having an expired license.
My car's still...
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...wait for it, this one's good...
in a cemetery, right next to my father's grave...didn't even put his lights on until I stopped my car.
Yup.
Best part? I didn't break any traffic rules. He "randomly" checks license plates, and when he ran mine it showed me as having an expired license.
My car's still...
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
Supercop! I would love to see his performance stats: No arrests this week but 10,000 licence plae checks.
I feel safer already knowing professionals like that are protecting us.
I feel safer already knowing professionals like that are protecting us.
I seem to have stumbled into a case of general creativity block lately.
Case in point...the 5 different times I started writing this blog, only to reread and erase everything after I get about a paragraph in.
The ideas are in my head, I just can't seem to coherently put them out there at the moment. It's rather frustrating.
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Case in point...the 5 different times I started writing this blog, only to reread and erase everything after I get about a paragraph in.
The ideas are in my head, I just can't seem to coherently put them out there at the moment. It's rather frustrating.
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ef:
good idea above 
I know what to do now
I know what to do now
zale:
I'm with Shandy... Get smashed and let it flow! 
So today I managed to...
-oversleep
-get caught up in workplace romance drama (one of my co-workers has gone from "acting cute because she's interested in me" to "acting creepy because she's interested in me").
-get turned down for a loan because somehow they think that while I'm not a homeowner I have mortgage payments (whose house I'm supposed to be paying for I'm still...
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-oversleep
-get caught up in workplace romance drama (one of my co-workers has gone from "acting cute because she's interested in me" to "acting creepy because she's interested in me").
-get turned down for a loan because somehow they think that while I'm not a homeowner I have mortgage payments (whose house I'm supposed to be paying for I'm still...
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koala:
HAHA, that would have been hilarious if he hadn't actually buried it. I must admit, I love that story to no end though!
katalina:
How's philly. Stupid airlines.... I wanted to get out there soon.
I'll admit, I was getting ready to post an angry rant with a message...I was all good and riled up about it too...
But it will have to wait.
Why you ask? (hopefully) Because during a conversation with a friend today an amazing statement was made...a statement so great it should be the slogan for 2008.
What is it you ask...
It's been a crazy year, and the future's unknown, but at least for one day it doesn't really matter. All that matters is that Santa (aka Uncle Jimmy) will be dropping off the impossible to find Barbie jet while a certain six year old sleeps, and that I'll get to spend the day with family.
And even if Jesus isn't your choice of main superior...
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But it will have to wait.
Why you ask? (hopefully) Because during a conversation with a friend today an amazing statement was made...a statement so great it should be the slogan for 2008.
What is it you ask...
alphagoon:
Depending on the nipples, that is either the smartest or worst statement of the new year.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
Hear! Hear! Nipples should be entirely unfettered.
Hello.
Having an odd week. Got to go out for Philly's restaurant week on Sunday night...good Italian food and some wine with friends. To make it more interesting, I got to town about an hour early (came from the second job), so I hit the bar across the street while I waited for everyone to show up...now you think my buddy would have warned me...
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Having an odd week. Got to go out for Philly's restaurant week on Sunday night...good Italian food and some wine with friends. To make it more interesting, I got to town about an hour early (came from the second job), so I hit the bar across the street while I waited for everyone to show up...now you think my buddy would have warned me...
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ladyjane:
drifting sounds good...
hello. please post piccies of the sisters on your next blog. blurry or not.
hello. please post piccies of the sisters on your next blog. blurry or not.
ef:
dude,
move to Germany, the beer there is always stronger......that's why we have such great sense of humor
move to Germany, the beer there is always stronger......that's why we have such great sense of humor
I should be sleeping, but obviously I'm not, so I might as well try to get y'all caught up on how I've been.
In a word? Busy.
Between the two jobs I worked through December...really...the only days I had off between December 1 and January 4 were Christmas day and New Year's day. I took a three day weekend when that fun time was over...
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In a word? Busy.
Between the two jobs I worked through December...really...the only days I had off between December 1 and January 4 were Christmas day and New Year's day. I took a three day weekend when that fun time was over...
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
Pleased to hear you had such a good festive season.
Have you started working on that book of casino tales?
Have you started working on that book of casino tales?
I am still alive, I swear.
I'll do a real update in a day or two...just wanted to say hello.
Oh...and to gloat that I have two tickets to an advance screening of Cloverfield, cause I have the coolest friends ever.
I'll do a real update in a day or two...just wanted to say hello.
Oh...and to gloat that I have two tickets to an advance screening of Cloverfield, cause I have the coolest friends ever.
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koala:
How can you hate the Pats, eh? They are gonna go all the way undefeated
How you doing mister? I hope all is well!
How you doing mister? I hope all is well!
veeyenenwhy:
We beat Manning without Rivers and Tomlinson.
So yeah, the Pats are trouble. I would have nothing against the Pats except I have this really annoying co-worker who claims to be a fan but really only roots for them because of her boyfriend. And she's never been to New England nor watched football before but she acts all hardcore.
I desperately want to chop block her. A lot.
So yeah, the Pats are trouble. I would have nothing against the Pats except I have this really annoying co-worker who claims to be a fan but really only roots for them because of her boyfriend. And she's never been to New England nor watched football before but she acts all hardcore.
I desperately want to chop block her. A lot.
It's been a crazy year, and the future's unknown, but at least for one day it doesn't really matter. All that matters is that Santa (aka Uncle Jimmy) will be dropping off the impossible to find Barbie jet while a certain six year old sleeps, and that I'll get to spend the day with family.
And even if Jesus isn't your choice of main superior...
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veeyenenwhy:
Can't say that I have but it sounds fun and I'm sure you had some.
Yeah, it was even snowing during the game. The only thing better would have been to be there in person. Fucking heaven dude.
Yeah, it was even snowing during the game. The only thing better would have been to be there in person. Fucking heaven dude.
riz:
Dude, I got your back with my mad skllz and shit.
So I've been noticing an abundance of negativity this holiday season, and it's making it difficult for me to be in my normal joyous Christmas-y mood.
Maybe it's the weather, cause it's way to fricken warm to feel like a winter wonderland around here. Maybe it's the sudden rash of bad break-ups many of my friends have been going through as of late. I know...
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Maybe it's the weather, cause it's way to fricken warm to feel like a winter wonderland around here. Maybe it's the sudden rash of bad break-ups many of my friends have been going through as of late. I know...
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ladyjane:
hey, my brain hurts right now, but i just wanted to say hi & i hope that your christmas-y mood has been resurrected (i've been m.i.a. for a couple of weeks so who knows what may have happened since you posted yer blog ) hugs!
) hugs!
ef:
thank you sir.....
happy holidays
happy holidays
Hmmm...so here I am, another year older, a little greyer and still no wiser.
No long reflection on my place in the universe this year...looking back, my life needed changes and I made some...still have a ways to go to get where I need to be, but it was that first step that was the hardest to take.
And next birthday...who knows where I'll be?...
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No long reflection on my place in the universe this year...looking back, my life needed changes and I made some...still have a ways to go to get where I need to be, but it was that first step that was the hardest to take.
And next birthday...who knows where I'll be?...
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misskoneko:
Hehe, thanks
alphagoon:
Besides, I'm sure I've got you beat in the "not getting any action" department,
man... I couldn't see any action at a Schwarzenegger film festival, the way my luck's going right now.
I swear if this insomnia doesn't go away soon I'm going to have to resort to the old proven tactics to get rid of it.
...and by old proven tactics I mean consuming enough alcohol to kill a muskrat and passing out.
*DISCLAIMER: no muskrats were harmed in the making of this blog*
...and by old proven tactics I mean consuming enough alcohol to kill a muskrat and passing out.
*DISCLAIMER: no muskrats were harmed in the making of this blog*
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ladyjane:
heh heh ^ i just saw this.
zankyou, amigo.
...yeah, i'm tempted to re-edit the blog just for the infamous Alphagoon Degenerate Comment of the Week tradition... but now i am curious to see what the master comes up with.
zankyou, amigo.
...yeah, i'm tempted to re-edit the blog just for the infamous Alphagoon Degenerate Comment of the Week tradition... but now i am curious to see what the master comes up with.
riz:
If not, it's still a nice reminder that good ones do still exist.