To all the new followers! I know I'm not very good at the whole individual thanks for the follow thing, but please don't take it as stand offish i'm just really quite crap with the social media thing - Getting better though I will come join the future at some point!
So Hello - *See hungover goony smile and wave* and Thank you
While pathetically attempting to make someone jump in a car park my hat feel off and landed in a freshly phlegmed up puddle of spit, but on the flip side the sale girl in the lingerie shop said my boobs look great even having gone down a size and even asked if they were real.
Life.... Swings and roundabout ay!
My weekend has been a constant stream of disappointment and I don’t know whether it’s down to my bad choices or plain old shitty luck.
I believe that lady luck is not on my side and that I make truly awful decisions so it’s a tricky one to try and differentiate between the two.
All I know is that I still suffer from that depressive...
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Oh God, Finally home! Last few days have been so busy. Two 9 hour horrendous days at work which resulted in staff crying, me starting smoking again and just general work based crappy shit bollocks! They were followed by 2 HARDCORE gym sessions (to be fair these did help get me out of the work funk) followed by my first shoot of 2014 today! Was...
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When your shopping and you bump into that hideous one night stand!
(You know the one that is just so gross that if you could go back, not drink all that whiskey and undo you would! The utter prick that films it without you knowing and then shows everyone at the party after!!!)
Well yeah that moment when hes out with his gf and they...
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When you are as unlucky as me, its sometime hard to make the most of even the little wins because you are just waiting for the bad shit to follow. Well today I can honestly say I have embraced the little wins..... I ended my never ending search for the perfect boots (only 1 pair left - my size and when they rung them up...
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After a long day at work which included waking up late and looking like a rat bag before I even got there, and then spending next 7.5 hours being covered in human excrement, I had to go to my mates wedding dress fitting (where one must seriously bite their tongue around the other bridesmaid), After this I just wanted to get some food, go home...
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So this is a pretty great way to start the year huh? New SG account, set in member review queue, I also have a job interview on Monday and I found a £20 note in my purse I didn't know I had. Pretty sweet! This year has got to be better than last year, was hands down the worst year of my life, once we...
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