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Monday Oct 25, 2010

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My pussy looks like a zebra right now!! I've been getting laser hair removal on my body and it's at this funny phase where I only have some stripes of hair left. Groupon had a really good med-spa deal where I got the whole set of Brazilian treatments for $99. I also bought a laser boob lift which I am pretty happy with for $99. There is definite extra "perkiness" going on.

I have another laser hair session this morning. It's very weird to have someone shave, wash and then laser my butt-hole. Like I try to just roll with it, but it always feels weird. I also feel so self conscious. I don't know why, I bathe and wash myself and shave as best I can before going so it isn't like I'm all skanky or anything but still. When they wipe that antiseptic thing across the southern sphincter it just feels incredibly intimidating for some reason.

The hail storm did some damage to the house we are in escrow on (this is the 3'd time storms have harmed houses we wanted to buy, first house was smashed by a tree while in escrow, second had lower levels flooded and now golf-ball sized hail fucked up this one.). Today we get to finally inspect the work they did on repairs. I hope it will end up as an upgrade rather than cheap and quick. Groupon has $20 for $40 Body Shop gift certificates today so I figure I'll go buy some candles and home fragrances so I can have the new house smelling like something other than stale house when we move in. Assuming of course that we can actually close this time and no other natural disasters destroy this one too.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
trekka:
Hahahaha! This made me laugh! But I am with you on the awkwardness of booty bleaching/lazering.
Oct 25, 2010
legman:
"My pussy looks like a zebra right now!!"

BEST SENTENCE EVER. tonguebiggrin
Oct 25, 2010

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