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Thursday Apr 01, 2010

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I got April Foolsed. By my bank of all things. My son came to me and told me his bank card was missing. We had been in the seedy part of Scottsdale returning the rent a car and picking up my car from the body shop. Since he is a teen his account is tied to mine. I pulled out my credit card and called the number on the back. The guy I spoke with told me he was only credit services and I had to call a different number to reach debit services. He then kind of forced the number on me "in case I got disconnected" when he transferred me. I wrote it down as he gave it to me. Sure enough, I got disconnected. So I called the number. It has the same last 4 as the real number but the first 3 numbers are different. I call and I'm greeted by moaning and groaning. I listened for a bit thinking it was going to end up being some woman really happy about having gotten a loan or something. Or maybe a free massage package when you sign up for their credit monitoring. The moaning went on a little longer and in my flamboyantly gay inner voice I thought to myself "This advertisement is in really poor taste." No sooner had I finished thinking that, than the recording continued with a woman screaming "Spread my legs!! I want to feel......" I hung up.

I didn't write it down wrong, I think I just got April Foolsed.

1-800-693-3557

In case anyone cares to call for themselves.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
leandra:
Hahaha oh my God!!! Funny but really unprofessional... I am not gunna call that number, I will take your word for it!

People do some weird things surreal
Apr 1, 2010
tireoghain:
That kid won't last long, but is full of win.
Apr 1, 2010

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