Well, crap, I got tagged to list 20 interesting things about my life.
1. I have gone skydiving, non-tandem freefall and it was a huge disaster. I slipped off of the step on the wheel and kicked my camera man in the balls. It was so cold I then lost my grip on the strut of the plane and tumbled a little. As I fell I was unable to see my chest altimeter past my giant tits and tumbled once again at around 6000 feet. I did manage to pull my cord and pop my chute. The camera man had his chute tangle. It was scary to watch the video, he zoomed right on past me. He did manage to land safely. I ended up landing with the wind on my back so the 15mph forward motion of the parachute plus 10mph at my back caused me to hit the ground at 25mph. I tumbled and was dragged through a field of thorns. It was scary and I did not do it again.
2. I have flown in a WWII PBY, a WWII P51 Trainer and a KC135 which refueled a B-52 over Lake Tahoe.
3. I wanted to be a pilot as a child and teenager. I now HATE flying.
4. I don't do drugs and rarely drink.
5. I love healthy foods and cook them all the time.
6. I am a card carrying member of the PTA at my son's school. Strangely I never get notices of their meeting etc.
7. I am actually very happy with my life right now.
8. I have my dad's ashes sitting in my living room by my TV. Some people really feel uncomfortable about that.
9. I try and do little nice things to help people around me and always want to see everyone I know succeed and happy. Most of the time I keep the actual things I do to myself so no one knows I did it. I get embarrassed when people find out.
10. I lived in India and Germany when I was a very young child.
11. Growing up and until I moved out when I was 16, we did not have proper running water. We had a well we had to walk out to and pump our water into bottles and shower tank, we had to use a portable outdoor bathroom and lived in a converted barn. We had a huge acreage in California with horses, sheep, goats, chickens and rabbits and 6 dogs and 20 cats. We lived on the outskirts and people kept dumping their unwanted pets in our area. Every few months a new one would show up.
12. I redecorate my house all the time. This isn't just moving furniture, it is painting, new stuff, everything.
13. I am never bored.
14. I was phenomenally unpopular as a kid growing up. I wanted to die every day and used to beg god to kill me. I never fit in out in the rural area we lived. When I was in 5th grade I shaved one side of my head with my horse grooming shears. I was apparently the only person on the planet who thought that was cool. I was such a looser right up until I got into high school. At that time things changed for me drastically. I blame my tits and ass for that entirely.
15. My mother and I don't see eye to eye on very much at all.
16. My IQ is over 140 per 3 tests I have taken recently. It has been as low as 140 and as high as 153. Odd.
17. I was in the US Navy but had to be discharged when I broke my leg.
18. I have a rod and a couple screws in my leg from surgery on my leg.
19. I once won $4000 at a casino on a $0.10 bet. I walked right up to the machine and knew it would win. I knew it based on fact #20. I almost never gamble but when I do I have never left with less than I came with.
20. I have mild psychic/ intuitive abilities which sounds funny because I am one of the most skeptical people around. I can find missing things and see people's thoughts. Not all the time but often. Many times I know things about people and it freaks them out. This sort of thing has a lot to do with why people treated me so badly when I was a child. A shame one of the things I didn't see was how not to be so socially retarded.
A recent example of this is a week ago I was riding eith a friend and saw a Delorian in a neighbors driveway. I said oh, cool, a Delorian. I love cool cars. She then said, "oh, I saw a badass car at the 7-11 by my house, I don't know what it was but this guy got out of it and then let a woman out and it was just so cool." I saw the car in my head. I said, "oh, it's a McLaren it was painted to look like a sunset right? My former boss owns that car...." and I proceeded to tell her he has a H2 painted to match the car and I told her his name. She said yes she has seen the H2 at her apartment building too. It is weird because the guy does not live anyplace around her. I went online and sent her pictures of his cars just to be sure it was the same car. It was. I live in a rich part of the country, I see badass collector cars of all makes and models ALL the time around here, it is not like that is the only cool car in town. I have stuff like this happen all the time. Often I keep it to myself though because people freak out when you tell them things and see things about them.
1. I have gone skydiving, non-tandem freefall and it was a huge disaster. I slipped off of the step on the wheel and kicked my camera man in the balls. It was so cold I then lost my grip on the strut of the plane and tumbled a little. As I fell I was unable to see my chest altimeter past my giant tits and tumbled once again at around 6000 feet. I did manage to pull my cord and pop my chute. The camera man had his chute tangle. It was scary to watch the video, he zoomed right on past me. He did manage to land safely. I ended up landing with the wind on my back so the 15mph forward motion of the parachute plus 10mph at my back caused me to hit the ground at 25mph. I tumbled and was dragged through a field of thorns. It was scary and I did not do it again.
2. I have flown in a WWII PBY, a WWII P51 Trainer and a KC135 which refueled a B-52 over Lake Tahoe.
3. I wanted to be a pilot as a child and teenager. I now HATE flying.
4. I don't do drugs and rarely drink.
5. I love healthy foods and cook them all the time.
6. I am a card carrying member of the PTA at my son's school. Strangely I never get notices of their meeting etc.
7. I am actually very happy with my life right now.
8. I have my dad's ashes sitting in my living room by my TV. Some people really feel uncomfortable about that.
9. I try and do little nice things to help people around me and always want to see everyone I know succeed and happy. Most of the time I keep the actual things I do to myself so no one knows I did it. I get embarrassed when people find out.
10. I lived in India and Germany when I was a very young child.
11. Growing up and until I moved out when I was 16, we did not have proper running water. We had a well we had to walk out to and pump our water into bottles and shower tank, we had to use a portable outdoor bathroom and lived in a converted barn. We had a huge acreage in California with horses, sheep, goats, chickens and rabbits and 6 dogs and 20 cats. We lived on the outskirts and people kept dumping their unwanted pets in our area. Every few months a new one would show up.
12. I redecorate my house all the time. This isn't just moving furniture, it is painting, new stuff, everything.
13. I am never bored.
14. I was phenomenally unpopular as a kid growing up. I wanted to die every day and used to beg god to kill me. I never fit in out in the rural area we lived. When I was in 5th grade I shaved one side of my head with my horse grooming shears. I was apparently the only person on the planet who thought that was cool. I was such a looser right up until I got into high school. At that time things changed for me drastically. I blame my tits and ass for that entirely.
15. My mother and I don't see eye to eye on very much at all.
16. My IQ is over 140 per 3 tests I have taken recently. It has been as low as 140 and as high as 153. Odd.
17. I was in the US Navy but had to be discharged when I broke my leg.
18. I have a rod and a couple screws in my leg from surgery on my leg.
19. I once won $4000 at a casino on a $0.10 bet. I walked right up to the machine and knew it would win. I knew it based on fact #20. I almost never gamble but when I do I have never left with less than I came with.
20. I have mild psychic/ intuitive abilities which sounds funny because I am one of the most skeptical people around. I can find missing things and see people's thoughts. Not all the time but often. Many times I know things about people and it freaks them out. This sort of thing has a lot to do with why people treated me so badly when I was a child. A shame one of the things I didn't see was how not to be so socially retarded.
A recent example of this is a week ago I was riding eith a friend and saw a Delorian in a neighbors driveway. I said oh, cool, a Delorian. I love cool cars. She then said, "oh, I saw a badass car at the 7-11 by my house, I don't know what it was but this guy got out of it and then let a woman out and it was just so cool." I saw the car in my head. I said, "oh, it's a McLaren it was painted to look like a sunset right? My former boss owns that car...." and I proceeded to tell her he has a H2 painted to match the car and I told her his name. She said yes she has seen the H2 at her apartment building too. It is weird because the guy does not live anyplace around her. I went online and sent her pictures of his cars just to be sure it was the same car. It was. I live in a rich part of the country, I see badass collector cars of all makes and models ALL the time around here, it is not like that is the only cool car in town. I have stuff like this happen all the time. Often I keep it to myself though because people freak out when you tell them things and see things about them.
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