Since when is it the style to dress like a complete tool?
Not gay men (they have a right to dress like a fairy) but I'm talking about metrosexual "straight" guys who like getting buttered up with strawberry fluff and jam.
... I'll explain with visuals... behold:
Holy shit! Are those Nachos bel-Grande I smell?!! NOPE! It's this guy's feet! Sandals to the beach is one thing, sandals in the puke polished subways of NYC, Boston & Philly is another. Oh yeah, they're not even sandals, they're "flip-flops". No no ladies, we all know girls have feet that smell like flowers and look like puppies, but guys? Come on dude.. at least wear some kick ass Roman Praetorian Guard sandals, not flip-flops. No one likes seeing your yellow toe nail. It doesn't match your pink shirt... I don't care, a pink shirt will never be cool to wear you fuck up.
Rarely do I go to the mall, and rarely do I go into a store like the Gap or American Eagle. When I do though, I tend to look at how there's no Mens or Womens section. That's cuz they both have the same fucking clothes. I like being a prick and asking; "excuse me, where's the Men's section?" ... well I can't lie, I've been laughed at before cuz I seriously asked that a few times after being dragged into those stores. What do I always see in some part of the "Men's" section in these stores though? THIS!...
... mmm pink, know what that will go great with? ...
I've submitted a new Ad to American Eagle, what yas think?
Lets see a comparison of what I wear to what snuggle-pups-i-luv-green-day the Wuss wears...
this is "Dan", notice his kickin Spring wear...
way to go Dan, you have every right to make a woman dress you. You also have every right to get your ass kicked.
Now, lets look at the everyday clothing I wear and compare:
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notice the fact you can't see my fucking eyes cuz I have a cool helmet on with horns. Notice the unique style of fashion and utility, hence the Nintendo Powerglove for the ladies on one arm, and a regular gauntlet with spikes on the other. How many people you know wear a cape? NONE! How badass is that seeing me wear a cape walking down the street? Last, check out those Ninja boots. You can tell they're ninja boots cuz of the Ninja Turtle cut toe ends. You can climb and jump up some serious buildings and trees with those things. Is that fucking style or what?!!
Not gay men (they have a right to dress like a fairy) but I'm talking about metrosexual "straight" guys who like getting buttered up with strawberry fluff and jam.
... I'll explain with visuals... behold:
Holy shit! Are those Nachos bel-Grande I smell?!! NOPE! It's this guy's feet! Sandals to the beach is one thing, sandals in the puke polished subways of NYC, Boston & Philly is another. Oh yeah, they're not even sandals, they're "flip-flops". No no ladies, we all know girls have feet that smell like flowers and look like puppies, but guys? Come on dude.. at least wear some kick ass Roman Praetorian Guard sandals, not flip-flops. No one likes seeing your yellow toe nail. It doesn't match your pink shirt... I don't care, a pink shirt will never be cool to wear you fuck up.
Rarely do I go to the mall, and rarely do I go into a store like the Gap or American Eagle. When I do though, I tend to look at how there's no Mens or Womens section. That's cuz they both have the same fucking clothes. I like being a prick and asking; "excuse me, where's the Men's section?" ... well I can't lie, I've been laughed at before cuz I seriously asked that a few times after being dragged into those stores. What do I always see in some part of the "Men's" section in these stores though? THIS!...
... mmm pink, know what that will go great with? ...
I've submitted a new Ad to American Eagle, what yas think?
Lets see a comparison of what I wear to what snuggle-pups-i-luv-green-day the Wuss wears...
this is "Dan", notice his kickin Spring wear...
way to go Dan, you have every right to make a woman dress you. You also have every right to get your ass kicked.
Now, lets look at the everyday clothing I wear and compare:
.
notice the fact you can't see my fucking eyes cuz I have a cool helmet on with horns. Notice the unique style of fashion and utility, hence the Nintendo Powerglove for the ladies on one arm, and a regular gauntlet with spikes on the other. How many people you know wear a cape? NONE! How badass is that seeing me wear a cape walking down the street? Last, check out those Ninja boots. You can tell they're ninja boots cuz of the Ninja Turtle cut toe ends. You can climb and jump up some serious buildings and trees with those things. Is that fucking style or what?!!
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I'm pretty sure that the TMNT were originally spawned here in Mass, which may account for your still being here. Assuming you still are.