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spent the day yesterday with a cute korean girl i met. didn't close the deal though. i think she would have, except she leaves any day now to go back to korea after having spent two years here studying english. plus she's boning her english teacher. what a cliche.
still though, a nice day. kind of made me think that maybe i should think about...
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rude_ruca:
I want to hug you...not really high, I SWEAR!!! wink kiss
rude_ruca:
THAT would be a great band name, that new alias ya got there, home-slice. I wanted to call you tonight. I was lazy. I didn't feel like we really got to talk that much last night for some reason....I wanted to express to yiou my nausia due tothe 'Brangelina' baby pictures being worth 20 million. I mean, what the fuck, babies arent even that cute! They look like shruken, old men, and their diapers smell almost worse! Ugh, the insanity. I hope, IF I ever bear children that I can pimp them that hardcore. "You better work! I don't care if you ARE only 2 weeks old, you got's ta work ta eat, fool!!" ARRR!!! kiss
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haha. gotta admire this guy. when he gets out, i want to make a documentary about his life.

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Man jailed for mouse-in-burrito scam

Friday, June 2, 2006; Posted: 3:51 p.m. EDT (19:51 GMT)

TRAVERSE CITY, Michigan (AP) -- A man who stuffed a dead mouse into his Taco Bell burrito in a botched extortion attempt was sentenced Friday to 16 to 30 months in...
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ok, well apparently i am completely out of the loop, because further research has revealed that this is indeed a pretty common thing in porn now. they even have a term for it - ATM, or anal-to-mouth. if anyone's interested, i found that definition here: http://www.searchextreme.com/glossary.aspx
along with a smorgasbord of other twisted sex terms.
see how much you can learn from watching porn?


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rude_ruca:
The arful truth, ain't it? ughhhh... eeek puke

PS- get your AC fixed, homey?
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well, i signed up for a streaming porn-on-demand service today, so i guess now ill never get any work done.

i watched a film called Cum Fart Cocktails 3. the idea was, after a bunch of fucking of two chicks, a dude or dudes would cum in one of the girls asses, and then that girl would fart the cum into the mouth of the...
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girlordinary:
I've always wondered about this myself...
I've seen that where some girl is blowing the dude after he's been in her ass... so gross.. I don't get it.
rude_ruca:
eeek puke I saw that one time, however, it was a latino porn flick. So, rest assured that this is not isolated to US porn. I thought I was going to be seriously ill. I mean, not ALL anal leaves a gentleman with a squishy brown suprise at the end. But even still, it's the notion and suggestion that the ass all comes with. Anyhow, glad to hear that you have found another outlet 'o) I miss you, dearly. I hope to see you soon, brother-man. kiss
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rude_ruca:
LMAO! Ms. "Edith"- Wound tight, non? You are so classy, and you were on point through and through.....first time I've seen you debate/have to defend yourself, and I must say, I quite enjoyed it. wink kiss
shivasshakti:
Thanks! San Diego it is! Although I'm spending the summer at my parents' house in Nevada housesitting while they're in China (y'know, not that I'm jealous or anything...everyone gets to travel the world but me! wink )
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buried under a deadline
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rude_ruca:
confused Im Sorry, S.... frown kiss
rude_ruca:
LOL< and see? Even though I've got bigger lady balls than most men, I am STILL a pussy, sometimes....my brain is on overdrive, but overdrive in mush mode, so, you KNOW I am not making clear of ANYTHING! eeek biggrin ooo aaa
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no more weed. but it was an awesome week
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rude_ruca:
I am DEF still thinking about coming down....I'll give you a ring around 5...werd? wink kiss
rude_ruca:
hehe, hey check out all the blonde haired, blue eyed cuties, today? wink biggrin kiss
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man, i did the most awesome shrooms last week. these things were intense; probably some of the most intense tripping ive ever done (and ive done a lot). i ate em in my hotel room in dusseldorf about mid afternoon, and holy shit, the next 6.5 hours were like something out of loony tune land. at one point i looked out my 7th floor window...
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rude_ruca:
PS- Nice shades, you'll have to model 'em for me next we hang, bruvah biggrin
shivasshakti:
Yep, I think were both definitely leaning toward San Diego. We're going out next week to scope out Sacto though, just to check out the school and stuff. I'm stoked either way, I think - it'll be so awesome to get back out west! biggrin

[Edited on May 04, 2006 1:55PM]
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haven't updated in a while because things have been crazy work-wise. crazy in a good way though, but also stressful. i've got an article brewing that could either be the best one i've ever done and possibly change federal regulations, or it could force me to have to resign. it's a gamble. events are unfolding hourly.

off to germany for a week ...
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shivasshakti:
Yay for controversy, I say. And yay for world travelling! kiss
rude_ruca:
I MISS YOU! a lot frown Hope things are good, lurve kiss
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back from the UK. actually got back this weekend, but ive been mad busy & havent had a chance to update. the uk was fun as always. nothing remarkable to report just fun and productive work-wise. last saturday night partied till very late in the west end with iain & his crew. iain & i are becoming better friends, i think. then iain, me and...
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rude_ruca:
Probably THE BEST PIC I have seen you take yet with that camera!!! kiss

Dammit, that didn't work---this comment in refernce to your pic with you behind the bar in your hotel room in AZ(?).

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 6:59AM]
rude_ruca:
Miss you like a lost limb, brother- where you at, homie? Against me own will, I will be finding my feisty self in Adams Morgan tomm night (sat). Dunno if you'll be en route to Germany or not, but could you please come and save me? I mean, the people that will be there with me will be UBER (ah ha, german, no?) cool folk, but I am going to need your super hero powers to fend off pizza weilding (sp) meatheads with a super 'tude! kiss