yesterday i was invoicing for my last trip, which involves me yanking a lot of crumpled receipts out of my camera bag, and i came across the below piece of paper.
when i am in china, i like to go to the brothels - yes, because i'm a degenerate, but also because i genuinely enjoy talking to the girls. we talk for hours. it's a great way to learn about what real life is like in china. they're always happy to talk, and a lot of them seem to look at their jobs as a way to better learn english.
anyway, sometimes when i speak, they can't understand me verbally, so they ask if we can have our conversation in writing. below is part of one such exchange:
when i am in china, i like to go to the brothels - yes, because i'm a degenerate, but also because i genuinely enjoy talking to the girls. we talk for hours. it's a great way to learn about what real life is like in china. they're always happy to talk, and a lot of them seem to look at their jobs as a way to better learn english.
anyway, sometimes when i speak, they can't understand me verbally, so they ask if we can have our conversation in writing. below is part of one such exchange:

michelle:
Thanks for the education.
rude_ruca:
Guess who's back in business, babyyyy!
