I work seventy hours a week at a coffee shop and bar, and have been since I moved to D.C. Caffeine and alcohol are the two most boring, P.G.-rated drugs on earth and yet still the most "popular" solely because they are LEGAL. I like real drugs, and know for a FACT that all the pussified masses I serve on a daily basis could SERIOUSLY benefit from them.
Both caffeine and alcohol make people act like shitheads. It's like people need to be jittery fucks all day in order to function and sloppy, inconsiderate, beligerent morons at night to relax. The only stuff that is any fun whatsoever will get you thrown in the ass-slammer because it gets you in touch with the ANIMAL that you really are rather than the ROBOT of money-making efficiency your "higher-ups" want you to be.
Having fucked with most drugs save for crack and a few psychedelics I have yet to experience, I know what I like, and the only one I CARE for at all is WEED. I can get stoned to get up in the morning and face the day. I can get stoned to go to sleep at night. I can get stoned and focus in class. I will tear your shit apart for telling me pot makes people lazy. Lazy people are lazy because they have no fucking drive or ambition in the first place to begin with, not because they smoke something to relax.
The majority of the ratrace Java zombies I serve on a daily basis are either stroller-pushers, cops or employees of neighboring shops and restaraunts. If any of my customers can actually TELL how monumentally STONED I am, they do not CARE, because I make the best damn coffee drinks this side of D.C. FAST AS FUCK and I'm always friendly. Despite the fact I'd much rather splash your scalding hot coffee in your eyes than kiss your ass, I don't care that you're another stressed-out asshole in a hurry... I'm BAKED. You're NOT. HA-HA.
Both caffeine and alcohol make people act like shitheads. It's like people need to be jittery fucks all day in order to function and sloppy, inconsiderate, beligerent morons at night to relax. The only stuff that is any fun whatsoever will get you thrown in the ass-slammer because it gets you in touch with the ANIMAL that you really are rather than the ROBOT of money-making efficiency your "higher-ups" want you to be.
Having fucked with most drugs save for crack and a few psychedelics I have yet to experience, I know what I like, and the only one I CARE for at all is WEED. I can get stoned to get up in the morning and face the day. I can get stoned to go to sleep at night. I can get stoned and focus in class. I will tear your shit apart for telling me pot makes people lazy. Lazy people are lazy because they have no fucking drive or ambition in the first place to begin with, not because they smoke something to relax.
The majority of the ratrace Java zombies I serve on a daily basis are either stroller-pushers, cops or employees of neighboring shops and restaraunts. If any of my customers can actually TELL how monumentally STONED I am, they do not CARE, because I make the best damn coffee drinks this side of D.C. FAST AS FUCK and I'm always friendly. Despite the fact I'd much rather splash your scalding hot coffee in your eyes than kiss your ass, I don't care that you're another stressed-out asshole in a hurry... I'm BAKED. You're NOT. HA-HA.