nothing works... I can get nothing to work... 
Le sigh.
...attempting to establish some sort of online site up to my eyeballs in acronyms, my head spinning with lack of knowledge regarding all things Internet... PHP, SQL, SFTP, DAV...
although, I am guilty of thinking too much creating an apathy avalanche ultimately wiping out any desire which began my online quest in the first place... maybe I should just stop my whining? 
what you talking about willis?