Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand,...
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madi:
I need a job, bad. Work is scarce around here. Your profile doesn't say what you do. If you don't mind me asking....What do you do?
[Edited on Mar 30, 2004 2:17PM]
[Edited on Mar 30, 2004 2:17PM]
whatshisnuts:
Aren't you a part-time gator rassler? 
12) Indifference Time: 5:02 Abbruzzese, Ament, Gossard, McCready, Vedder
I will light the match this morning so I won't be alone.
Watch as she lies silent for soon that will be gone.
Oh, I will stand arms outstretched. Pretend I'm free to roam.
Oh, I will make my way through one more day in hell.
How much difference does it make?
I will hold the...
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madi:
OMG!!!OMG!!! I love that car!!!!!!!!!!! No one has ever made the connection. I think I like you.... 
Schism (tool)
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing,
pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
the light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
we cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz...
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I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing,
pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
the light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
we cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz...
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whatshisnuts:
Most definitely my favorite Tool song. I got goosebumps as I saw it on your journal. I relived the time I saw them in concert a couple of years ago. Great show. I went with a couple of friends. One would eventually become my fiancee (which she is no longer.) I sat there drunk off of one beer watching her move to the music. Seeing Maynard put all of his passion into it was great as well. Well I'm off to listen to it now. Later.
madi:
I am not at the point in my life when I can choke down another handful of criticisim. I can only take responsibility for being stupid enough not to hold my ground in my marriage.
You have a point in everything you said, but the force and anger that came as a side dish blinded my reasoning.
You have a point in everything you said, but the force and anger that came as a side dish blinded my reasoning.
...hunched over engorged with embarrassment the anxious figure awaiting a response any response from customer service on the other end of the telephone
Hello, I do apologize for your wait time, MEGANET SERVICES LIMITED INCORPORATED this is Luanne in Existing Accounts how may I assist you this evening?
Trembling with visions of boundless possibility, he awkwardly clears his rasp throat
Yes, hi, hello I, pardon...
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Hello, I do apologize for your wait time, MEGANET SERVICES LIMITED INCORPORATED this is Luanne in Existing Accounts how may I assist you this evening?
Trembling with visions of boundless possibility, he awkwardly clears his rasp throat
Yes, hi, hello I, pardon...
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Is it wrong to lust after, an object? Wrong to find yourself daydreaming about, an appliance? Pathetic to consider forgoing basic necessity in order to obtain this... this... shiny vision beckoning from afar?
Friends, I confess, had I continued to believe technology consisted merely of Dells, Gateways and Apples I would not be confessing this lust in my heart before you today. No the tried...
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peggy:
Wow......are you a therapist? That was definately helpful to read. I wish the situation were as easy as "leave", but we were asked to move in a few months ago while we saved up for the big house we plan to buy this summer and since then I have loaned $500 to the sister-in-law and $1000 to the mother-in-law........GRRRRR.....it's not really a matter that $150 will make or break me, but I wonder if I will ever get these "loans" back and I don't like having my account depleted by that much. I'm not one of those people that want to live without a certain amount in savings, ya know what I mean? I'm just weird. But thank you soooo much for responding to my rant!!! 
whatshisnuts:
VooDooo...VoooDoooo..... I think I need a bib! 
...is age just a number, or a state of mind... merely a way to guarantee annual gifting from acquaintances?
Oh there I go talking to myself again.
whatshisnuts:
Talking to yourself? Should I leave you be? I had just read your intelligent rant on friends (or no friends for that matter). I checked your profile, saw that you're from Oh. and a member since Feb. Like me. Yay! Anyway, age is just a number ( or so says this 27 yr. old ) Take care Man
Bad Day :: Quicktime video (ala r.e.m hq)
A Public service announcement followed me home the other day
I paid it nevermind. Go away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick
Free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being...
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A Public service announcement followed me home the other day
I paid it nevermind. Go away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick
Free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being...
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Does any of this make sense?
This meaning in general - society, life, etc. Sensationalist celebrities (specifically incoherently ranting Courtney Love on Stern this morning) carry the weight reserved for politicians determining affairs of the modern free world. Rubbernecking traffic accidents - whatever the medium - transcends knowledge, thought and emotion. We are all addicted. Show me the decapitated victim, zoom in on the burning...
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This meaning in general - society, life, etc. Sensationalist celebrities (specifically incoherently ranting Courtney Love on Stern this morning) carry the weight reserved for politicians determining affairs of the modern free world. Rubbernecking traffic accidents - whatever the medium - transcends knowledge, thought and emotion. We are all addicted. Show me the decapitated victim, zoom in on the burning...
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violet:
HOw about just Vintage Velocity
tangledupinblue:
Settle down, Beavis!
...it's March 20th. Do you know where your tax refund is?
meh...
the journal beasties be agains' me tonite, arrrgh...
violet:
hahaha it's Titled "suck on my chocolate salty balls!"
They do exist! Hooray!
Last night not one, but two (yes two, two mints in one)! interactions with desirable SGs. Linz, whom if you havent heard is well on her way to world domination, graciously offered me a placement in the Nuevo Establecimiento del Suicidio. Toppling the Powers that Be alongside (behind, beneath, picky I aint)! Linz, does it get any better...
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tigress:
Dave Chapelle is da man!!!
linz:
and i thought i was a name dropper. 
I did it again. Do you know what I mean? Don't yell at me.
My husband and I had a very long talk and he said he is 100% sure he wanted to and he was really sorry he flipped last time. My instinct said "History repeats itself" but I'm scared to say no. I guess time will tell.