michellefatale

27 days until I'm 21. I'm going to drink whiskey sours, eat vietnameise food, and dance with drag queens.

I'm going to then turn into a crazy club kid and become a drunk and then when Im 40 I will check myself into rehab.

Just kidding.

I'll probably just get washed up and sad that I have nothing else to look forward to except the fact that I could rent a mini van if I wanted to when I turn 25. Maybe I'll become a bartender. But I don't like vomit and I think bartenders have to see vomiting drunkards all the time. This would not go over well with me.

I am now single once again. I love that a year of being single my one relationship lasts like three weeks. *sigh* Oh well. Nothing to be sad about, I like having my time to myself, and masturbation hasn't really gotten old so thats a plus.

I think I've fallen madly in love with paleenchantress. She should marry me. Damn that girl is hot.