michellefatale

I'm getting sick. This is bad. I wrote my first assignment in class which was a public service announcement. Let me know what you.

SUSAN: (on cell driving in car)Honey, this is Susan. Look, I don’t know where you are but I need you to pick up the kids from school and heat up a frozen dinner tonight. Looks like I’ll be late again.

Voice over ANNOUNCER: Are you a woman, and you wish you could have a career and still have dinner on the table? Do you feel stressed or guilty when you get home from work and you just want to be alone?

SUSAN: (on phone with children tearing up the house)Hello information? I need a number for a daycare service.

VO ANNOUNCER: Are you tired of leaving your children with over paid strangers?

SUSAN: (in restaurant w/ friend)Oh Diane, my marriage is so miserable. Why didn’t I marry a man like your husband? (Sigh) I just feel so unfulfilled, and divorce just isn’t an option.

VO ANNOUNCER: Do you want a man on your own terms and a life that is your own? Are you tired of settling for what’s left instead of a man who would be an ideal mate?

SUSAN: (In psychiatrists office)I feel so alone. I have no close female friends. My husband cheats on me. I just wish there was some way to eliminate his urges. Some way to be sure he would never leave me.

DOCTOR: And how do you feel about that?

*Susan sobs*


ANNOUNCER: Does Susan’s story sounds familiar? There is an answer. You can now have everything that’s missing in your lives. Close friends, no fear of your husbands committing adultery, having a low income, or the neglect of your children. All of this and the freedom to do everything you’ve always dreamed. Vote for the legalization of polygamy. The ultimate feminist lifestyle.