you should work on a movie about sleep-masturbating...combine your hobbies by killing 2 birds with one stone...or 4 birds with one stone...2 stones? actually this metaphor has lost all meaning. we'll leave the birds alone this time.
if u need excitement ill tell u about my day..... it started at 7:00 at work by 9:00. go to blossom hill and take pictures of gang tags.....respond to call for help for light rail on west tasman arrive to find three norte wannabes.....my partner and i almost threw down, we were gonna totally bomb on them.....sherriff rolls up and we end up just fuckin with them (they were all "tough guys")....then fly down to down town san jose, a woman got hit by a bus, took report, gave info to police (woman went tohospital but was ok)..... then pestered for 30 minutes by all the FUCKIN CRAZY PEOPLE in downtown.....go back to main office and write an hour of reports..... fight to the death in traffic..... home by 7:00pm.....drink beer go to bed...
and that was just today