michellefatale

27 days until I'm 21. I'm going to drink whiskey sours, eat vietnameise food, and dance with drag queens.

I'm going to then turn into a crazy club kid and become a drunk and then when Im 40 I will check myself into rehab.

Just kidding.

I'll probably just get washed up and sad that I have nothing else to look forward to except the...
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Thistle brought up a damn good point the other day. And then I realized, I need to make out with some chicks. I haven't had a good girl on girl kissing session in at least 2 years. What the fuck. Mainly because the women I meet are either unwilling or taken so Ive had no oppurtunities. This makes me sad.

Arrgaaghh. Im so pissed right now. Some guy at work I hang out with sometimes is mad at me because last night before I left his house I "gave him a handshake." He was like "what was up with that?" and I proceeded to tell him that was the stupidest fucking reason I have ever heard of someone being angry at another person over. Maybe...
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My good friend Giovanni just got booked for a reaccuring role on ER! So exited for her. Check out her website:



In other news, inventory at my store this week and we all know how fun that can be. Send me good thoughts so I dont kill or seriously harm someone.

My boy kicked my ass at miniature golf yesterday. This is insulting.

Got a...
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Not much to report but I felt the need to update.

Did anyone see Alien v.s. Predator? Any thoughts? I thought it was a peice of shit.

Movie quote of the day:

"My hershey highway is a one way street." -Tromeo and Juliet

I got lost, alone, in Salinas this evening. If you're female and its a Saturday night at 12:30am dont do this.

Hope everyone had a better Saturday evening than I did.

Michelle thinks more about the boy and the more she thinks the more she thinks thinking is bad. Michelle also thinks speaking in the third person is annoying.

So...... I'm on cloud 9 all dreamy and happy and getting those lovley butterflys and I've decided to just let myself FEEL and not think so godamned much about the all the senarios about all the things...
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So my short libed relationship is over -- we both agreed to just be friends. This is a relief, but also a disapointment, I liked him.

So I decided Im going to work out a lot so I can be a suicide girl. It's my motivation. I will be naked. Oh yes.

OK, I know you were all waiting in suspense. The kiss happened, only not as I thought it would really.

Turns out he is CRAZY OCD, like he asked me if I had a paper towel to wipe off his dvd case because it had been on the floor.

And I saw him washing his hands in the bathroom, he did it several times, lathering...
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Ok, Michelle is freaking out.

I over analyze everything and I fucking hate it.

The boy of topic as of late came over tonight and we watched movies and he still didn't kiss me.

He told me he has a bad case of OCD and now Im worried its one of those bad bad cases that takes over your life.

Im starting to think maybe...
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I got a barbell through my ear today. I'm disapointed because it has a crystal in it and it just looks like a stud. Dammit all the hell. And I cant remove it for three months.

My mother says if I peirce my tongue shes kicking me out of the house. Do you think she means it?