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Monday Aug 02, 2004

Aug 2, 2004
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How to Get Rid of Crabs:

First, you shave a landing strip.

Second, you set the sides on fire.

When the crabs run into the middle, you stab them with a butcher knife.

(heard that in a tattoo shop yesterday. laughed my ass off)
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
baddog_ar:
Happy birthday, sorry I am late, I was not on the past two days. Hope it went good for ya. Take care of yourself. Later. ARRR!!! love biggrin
Aug 5, 2004
todd31:
personally I think I'd go for the not getting them in the first place thing wink
Aug 5, 2004

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