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michael_marano

Boston, Mass and Charleston, SC. I commute back and forth for writing gigs

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Mar-a-Lago is shithole for shitty people...

Sep 3, 2022
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Let's set aside the profound apparent unhealthiness of the man in the foreground. Mar-a-Largo is supposed to be a classy joint. But these asshole members are paying 200K upfront (!!!) and 16K a year (14K renewal fee, 2K dining fee) to eat at a table with fucking squeeze bottles. It's so petty and ugly. If I put that in a novel, no editor would let me get away with the absurdity of it. What kind of person would piss away that kind of money for this kind of joint? The furniture and the carpet look shittier than stuff I've seen in mid-range chain hotels.

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