This is Stoopy, so named for his love of visiting people while they hang out on their stoops. He is the boss of my neighborhood in Boston, and looks upon all the humans living here as if he is their patron and boss... which he is. If your door is opened, he will calmly walk in to your place and make himself comfortable, often demanding turkey and other cold cuts before leaving. He walks around using the _exact_ center of the sidewalks, and only crosses the street at crosswalks, after looking both ways. Stoopy is Zen. Stoopy master of all he surveys. Be like Stoopy.
nebula:
Stoopy sounds rad as fuck
michael_marano:
@nebula Stoopy runs the place like Don Corleone ran his neighborhood in Godfather, Part II. If he wants to sleep at your place, he'll walk right in and curl up on your couch. He jumped into a friend of mine's car as she was getting ready to go to work and sat in the passenger seat and looked at her as if to say, "OK, where're we going?" Everyone in my neighborhood gives Stoopy mad respect. He is, every way, rad as fuck.