206....
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
Well, my subscription renews itself every 90 days.
I've lost count of how many women I've slept with since I was 18....but it was more than 206 the last time I actually had a reliable number.
Which leaves the answer....$206. Sadly, that number has dropped rapidly 
PS: Yes, I'm a slut. I'm also damn good at it. Practice makes perfect, right?
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luminaire:
Yeah, but I'm weird like that.
sexymagdalene:
I knew it! 
I know you too well... It's kinda scary! 
I know you too well... It's kinda scary!