micajah

After having many talks with my (girl)friends about my recently defunct relationship, they have all agreed that my ideas and complaints were in the right. But they also said that it was my fault for picking a girl who was young and inexperienced.
To that, I plead guilty.
But in my futile defense, I feel like she somehow convinced me that she was "an old soul". Mentally older than her physical age.

And I'll tell you all the moment where I finally figured it out that I had been suckered. (not that ya'll really care. )

We were lying in bed, together. I was going on about really personal beliefs, ideas, and moments in my life that were important to me. I think I talked for about 10 minutes. Basically, spilling my fucking heart out. And once i finished, she replied with, "Have you ever seen frogs give birth?"
What. The. Fuck! times a billion.