out to Thursday, Holly, Bracket, and Jazmin whom graced my profile with a response. I will now build a shrine for you out of Pixie stix and burn flaming goat heads for you night and day.
And out to Seductress; who is not an SG, but still rocks cus she responded *sign of the devil*
You know Micah needs to remember not to log onto... Read More
I sent our Ohio Senator an e-mail and expressed my discontent with the new Media consolidation bill that went though. He sends me a letter back EXPLAINING the bill. If the Secret Service wouldnt pull a gun on my ass Id grab the Senator by his fat head and scream I understand the bill you dumb-ass! I JUST DONT AGREE WITH IT! Errrrr
Let em go egg roll, it's not him you want it's me. I'm to blame, I don't like sweet and sour. Now come BACK so I can fuckin eat you already dammit.
Anyhow things that make me happy-
Hot sunny days
Finding that you do have milk for your cereal
running into people I haven't seen forever in unexpected places
New makeup
New Shoes
New music
Oh good lord, so many things make me happy. If you read my journal everyday you'll find out one thing that I love (which generally are things that make me happy).
No need for the prayers to the god of debauchery I think he's blessed me enough
Ever have one of those closet bathrooms at work, and you go in to leak and someone before you left an odor worse then Satans bowels; so you have to hold your breath to keep from passing out while you urinate, then a really, really super hot co-worker walks in behind you and thinks you left the horrifying stench?
here's something yucky: i REALLY had to pee one day when i was in the mall but every bathroom had a line out to china. finally i gave up and stood in line. there were 3 stalls in there, and 2 women were in 2 of the stalls letting out something awful. so finally i get to a stall only to discover that the woman had left little poop freckles all over the toilet seat. i had to pee sooooo bad, i just hovered over the toilet seat. the woman who used the stall after me thought i had done it, and waited for the next one. i don't really know why i just told you that whole story, but thinking about smelly bathrooms made me think of it.
Holy shit, I hung out with some awesome people last night. One of them was this Girl Ageenah, who is a black-Islamic girl majoring in Jewish studies; a healthy paradox, IMHO. Funny thing is shes kicking the snotty little Jewish kids asses by breaking the curve :p . The other person was this guy Rob whos inventing his own area of study at UC involving... Read More
Ok, so I like Ozzy. I realize that every middle-age-crisis guy out there has a power mix tape with an Ozzy song on it, and Jerk Metal-heads listen to him; but I dont give a fuck. I still like Ozzy.
Poor man. They probably pump his kidneys once a week to keep him alive. Cant understand a thing hes saying anymore.
Sounds like the Goddesses had a great time at Prom. Bless thier free-spirited ways *bows in worship*
I spent last night wollowing in social-life hell. I swear everyone in Cincinnati is ether slow-witted, un-cultured, or just doesn't give a rats-ass about how they present themselves. I mean, I'll give them one thing: they don't give a shit about what others think of thier looks; that... Read More
Thinking of starting my own religion. So far I have three deities added.
First is the Million breasted Java Goddess. Those coffee shop chain employees whom live a moral life, despite corporate brain-washing will go to the Java goddesss chamber and suck on one breast and shall never want.
Second is the two-faced God/Goddess of luck; representing both good and bad luck.