Lifes quarks that annoy you:
Ever have one of those closet bathrooms at work, and you go in to leak and someone before you left an odor worse then Satans bowels; so you have to hold your breath to keep from passing out while you urinate, then a really, really super hot co-worker walks in behind you and thinks you left the horrifying stench?
Or you go to the kitchen in the morning to make coffee and your creamer has turned to cottage cheese because you didnt put the lid on tight enough and now you have to use milk instead which makes it taste ghetto and watered down.
Or you think that because you got ten hours of sleep on Sunday that its perfectly reasonable that you can only sleep four hours Sunday night and still be functional Monday morning..
I HATE MONDAY!
Ever have one of those closet bathrooms at work, and you go in to leak and someone before you left an odor worse then Satans bowels; so you have to hold your breath to keep from passing out while you urinate, then a really, really super hot co-worker walks in behind you and thinks you left the horrifying stench?
Or you go to the kitchen in the morning to make coffee and your creamer has turned to cottage cheese because you didnt put the lid on tight enough and now you have to use milk instead which makes it taste ghetto and watered down.
Or you think that because you got ten hours of sleep on Sunday that its perfectly reasonable that you can only sleep four hours Sunday night and still be functional Monday morning..
I HATE MONDAY!
alice:
here's something yucky: i REALLY had to pee one day when i was in the mall but every bathroom had a line out to china. finally i gave up and stood in line. there were 3 stalls in there, and 2 women were in 2 of the stalls letting out something awful. so finally i get to a stall only to discover that the woman had left little poop freckles all over the toilet seat. i had to pee sooooo bad, i just hovered over the toilet seat. the woman who used the stall after me thought i had done it, and waited for the next one. i don't really know why i just told you that whole story, but thinking about smelly bathrooms made me think of it.