micah

Ok, so I like Ozzy. I realize that every middle-age-crisis guy out there has a power mix tape with an Ozzy song on it, and Jerk Metal-heads listen to him; but I dont give a fuck. I still like Ozzy.

Poor man. They probably pump his kidneys once a week to keep him alive. Cant understand a thing hes saying anymore.

I saw an evil...
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Guess who got a new leather executive office chair?.... MEEEE!

Ahhh.... my ass is pampered in leathuh heaven. *joy*

Hope I don't have any late-night romps with my lady friends durring the week. I just might fall asleep in this thing.

Nothing new going on. Found a really good new music artist (for those of you who may read my profile)

http://www.hungrylucy.com

Sounds like the Goddesses had a great time at Prom. Bless thier free-spirited ways *bows in worship*

I spent last night wollowing in social-life hell. I swear everyone in Cincinnati is ether slow-witted, un-cultured, or just doesn't give a rats-ass about how they present themselves. I mean, I'll give them one thing: they don't give a shit about what others think of thier looks; that...
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Thinking of starting my own religion. So far I have three deities added.

First is the Million breasted Java Goddess. Those coffee shop chain employees whom live a moral life, despite corporate brain-washing will go to the Java goddesss chamber and suck on one breast and shall never want.

Second is the two-faced God/Goddess of luck; representing both good and bad luck.

Third is the...
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