micaela

Okay another drunk story:
Last night we're drinking beer. Not a big deal, the norm....So we're on this piercing binge lately, well I want to get my lip done again. So he's like: "Shit I'll do my lip" and I'm like "Bullshit, no you won't! I dare you!".
So he grabs a needle goes in my bathroom and fucking pushs that mofo right through his friggin lip! Well okay I'm like: "fuck ya!", then I'm like, oh crap now I have to do it now.....
But then he hits a vein, and blood starts spurting out and gushing everywhere! hAHAHAHHAAHA
Look:

Ultra fucking grody.
So now I'm like: "Hahahaha, am I so lame to have a professional do it now?"
And he's like: "no, guess not" and now his whole chin and lip is all blood clotted up and bruised........
Trippy, we've like pierced a million things in our face and body over the years and this is the first time that's happened..
But I swear to God he's the most hard core I know!!!Props

I got a mini doberman pinscher today, yay! Plus I get two more toy fox terriers on Thursday, yay! My min pin is an honery little girl, but she's sooooo cute.

I'm going on a diet, a caramel candy and lemonade diet.......I wonder if it'll work; it's like sweet and sour....

I'm going to get stupid with my new dog, take her everywhere, get a diamond encrusted collar, sweaters. I'm going to be that bitch with her bitch dog in stores that everyone hates.....Hehehehe

Why are girls soooooo rude? I mean to other girls too? I haven't had a really close girlfriend for like three years; my last best friend got all speeded out and swore their wear worms in her butt. Like seriously, and in her fingers. Damn that bummed me out. I hate a chick that can't handle her drugs.....or alcohol.......or men.........or animals..........