micaela

That was for you Deacon...
Isn't she beautiful?Hmmmmmmmmmm
I'm an avid collector of Barker/McFarlane figures.......the sicker and more twisted the better....
Dude, Old Dirty Bastard died? OMG, trippy...
Ok, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce have produced a new line of mannequins that have big butts.....I guess I won't be buying any clothes off of those big butted mannequins....
I went to go see The Incredibles the other day. Man, suprisingly to me, it was great! Hey it even brought a tear to my eye! I may be a big goof, but I swear it was a cute movie! Now I wanna be a superhero....
Drunk story:
I used to have a best friend named Sarah, aside from being superhot she was the best friend I ever had ever. We would do everything together, everything(if you know what I mean ). Anyways we got super super stinking drunk one night at my house and............no we didn't do that, at least not that night! I told her I wanted a nose job. So I told her to hit me real hard and break my nose so that we could reshape it ourselves. Like I said we were beyond drunk. So she took the side of the guitar and she smacked me with it. I didn't feel a thing. But I did immediately get to black eyes; and we were stoked cause we thought that meant my nose was broken like so many times before when I had broken my nose. Well we then started to try to squish around the cartilege and bones with a pair of tweezers, but shit didn't move cause it wasn't really broken.
So I walked around for the next week with a hangover and two black eyes, I was fucking punk rock.
Dumbass
I have two free baby siamese kittens, anybody want one?
Mother, tell your children not to walk my way...