Friday Oct 26, 2012

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Guess I'll be flying solo at our Halloween party. Oh well. I know I'll still have an amazing time. Hope there's plenty of single ladies to hit on tongue
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kandykorn:
smile
jackrabbit_:
Good luck!! Have a few drinks for me! And a few ladies wink

Monday Oct 22, 2012

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My coworker came by my desk today and said So I met up with your friend John yesterday. I said Nice. How did it go? She said How do you think it went? I cant believe youd set me up with someone like that. I said What you mean? Hes smart funny successful. The dude owns his own business. What else do you want in...
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issue_:
hilarious.
mrbubblewarp:
Oh yes... this will be awesome!

Friday Oct 19, 2012

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My coworker came by my desk and said, Dude. I need your help with something. I said, Sure. Whats up? He said, Well, my wife and I are celebrating our eight year anniversary tonight... and I wrote her a poem. I said, Thats awesome. He said, Totally. Im really proud of it... but Im also a little self conscious... since its my first stab at...
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kandykorn:
I love this!!!! Makes me feel a liittle better about my situation with my recent ex who was in the process of divorcing his wife (seperated and everything) to only tell me that he is going to give her another chance for his kids but he wants to be with me... lol 8 years or 12 years... if your marriage is like this (in my ex's case worse) just end it. stayin for your kids only is the worst idea ever!! ugh sorry lol
sorchablue:
oh my god! ahahahaha! your blogs make me happy.

Friday Oct 19, 2012

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The movie "A Day Without a Mexican" is loosely based on a couple of days ago when I was gone for 2 days for work and none of my roommates could hang out with me.
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polygirlaz:
That movie speaks volumes
lilcali:
biggrin

Tuesday Oct 16, 2012

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You know that moment when you look into somebodys eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second? No? Well I do. The janitor at my work just saw me spill coffee on the break room floor. surreal

Monday Oct 15, 2012

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Now I know this might just be the beer talking... but I really want another beer right now
gaylordy:
ol biggrin awesome blog!

here is your beer



CHEERS pukepukepukepuke

Sunday Oct 14, 2012

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The black exploitation flick "Shaft's Big Score" is loosely based on the time I scored 160,495 points playing the arcade game "Rampage" at a bowling alley in March 1987.
theassistant:
Ahhh Rampage.....Lizzy was the shit.

Saturday Oct 13, 2012

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I just put wayyy too much cilantro on my blackened chicken tacos. I don't even like cilantro that much. I just think it looks cool in my teeth
sorchablue:
ahahahahahah!
mrbubblewarp:
lol... your girls I don't think liked me... but hey still let me know...I may be a white boy, but I can hang...I know enough spanish t...er... well just get them in my room

Thursday Oct 11, 2012

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At the end of todays meeting, my boss looked around the conference table and said, Alright, I guess that pretty much covers it. Anyone have anything else they want to add? I raised my hand. She looked at me and said, If this has anything to do with your idea of calling the third Friday of every month Talk like James Hetfield Day, you can...
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lamesauce_nox:
I think your idea is pretty amazing. And your boss is a fun-nazi.

Tuesday Oct 09, 2012

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I just got out of a meeting with the IT department. For some reason, everyone kept pronouncing the word, laptop, as laBtop. After a few minutes, I said, Dude. Thats really annoying. Why do you guys keep saying it like that? Its not labtop, its laPtop. As I walked away, I heard one of them say, Sheesh. Jorges grumpy today. Then the other one said,...
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little_bird:
hahahahahaha.
sorchablue:
ahahahaha! oh god how annoying!
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