mexicore

I:M GOING TO VEGAS NEXT MONTH MUTHAFUCKAS!!! I'm goin on the weekend of the 20 to see Grave for the Fireflies play at the Double Down. Oh and need I mention that I'm friends the the damn band I'm going to see. My boys Colby and Colin are in the band and we're gonna party like rock stars like we always do when we're together....
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soo I got a new job and damn do I hate having to learn new shit. but atleast this one pays better and its closer to my place than my last job.

my computer has been lame lately so I haven't really been on much lately. other than that I went to get a re-evaluation from my Dr. where I go for physical therapy and he says I'm doing awesome! SOOOOO good that I don't have to go anymore I'm not %100 but as long as I keep doing my home exercises they gave me I'll be...
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I'm going to Vegas this weekend for a friend's bachelor party. I can't wait. The same group of guys went last summer for another friend's bachelor party. I get the feeling it could get a little more out of hand this time around

I just got back from my physical therapy today and things are looking good. my knees are getting better and so is my hand, tho I still have a little bit of pain in my wrist from time to time. but hopefully this whole thing will be done in a couple more months. I know I'll be getting a decent settlement out of this, but...
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters....
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"roll the windows down this cool night air is curious let the whole world look in who cares who sees what tonight...im your passenger "

Another reason to love George Carlin . . .

"I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's...
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