metro

today i had an awkward moment.

i looked at myself in the mirror and thought, "wow dmytro, you look rather sexy today." this is a rare moment, almost unprecedented.

is this a bad thing? narcississm bothers me. i'd like to think that i'm not a narcississt. on the other hand, i would like to think that, to at least one other person, i am an attractive lad.

in other news, watch out for those fruity drinks. if you have enough of them, they will fuck you up. i still haven't found my glasses. at least i'm super-friendly when i'm drunk. the day after i often get compliments about how nice i am when i'm drunk. this might actually be cause for concern. am i such a dour bastard when i'm sober? or are there just so many mean drunks out there?

maybe that's why i look good - i'm seeing myself through day-after beer goggles