metro

found a place, all is well...

two weeks til USC comes to town...

GO IRISH!!!

so, just when i think i'm settled into my new semester at school, my roommate comes home this evening and tells me that he wants me out.

the irony is that i'd spent the past many weeks trying to think of ways to move out without him suing me for breach of contract. he's the kinda guy who doesn't mop his kitchen floor ever (literally)...
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i can't believe i actually wrote what i did in my last journal entry. that was kinda weird, logging in several days later to find that's what i've been publishing to the world. heh, i musta really been outta it

in other news, GO IRISH!

sorry State, i hate michigan too, but you GOTTA get some 4th quarter touchdowns to hold those wolverines at bay!...
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i've been so horny over the past 24 hours, i think my heart is going to explode from its elevated heartrate. what the hell is wrong with me?

on the bright side, i am having some truly righteous erections...can i use the words beautiful and erection in the same sentence? if i could, i would.

can't be distracted....must.....study!

WOWWWwwwwww, oh man oh wow oh man oh wow oh man oh wow, oh man...

i was really productive today. which means that i studied a lot. not as much as i'm supposed to, of course, but nonetheless, i studied a shit ton lot!

in fact, i studied so much, i gave myself a headache.

i'm going to sleep away this ache for a few...
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nobody rages anymore.

a fairly common standard in the science community is that an experiment must yield the same results on 5 consecutive runs for those results to be considered conclusive.

i am pleased to announce that i am the best sex ever.

our school had this thing last night called "Quarterdogs". its a quarter for a hot dog.

i am now sick.

i had a wild night last night. so wild that when i woke up this morning my bed was sopping wet. my theories range from worst (and first) drunken bedwetting ever, to wild sweaty sex (that i don't remember).

actually, my leading realistic theory is pretty funny too. as soon as i left the 24-hour diner my buddy and i always eat at after a...
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i'm hosting a party this weekend and we're going to have jello wrestling.

so...anyone know anything about jello wrestling? as in, how much jello do i need? i'm assuming at least 30 gallons, so if anyone has ideas about how to do that, please let me know...

30-80 gallons of jello by 9pm saturday. little help?

Domain is the greatest game ever. I say this even though I dropped four games in a row to my buddy yesterday. That's how great the game is. I think I still lead the all-time series though.

State game is this weekend. Looking forward to it - it's the first home game of the year. And my alarm clock went off...guess i better finish writing...
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Sunburnt and totally behind on my work, but i can say i watched ND beat Michigan in the Big House.

ND won, 17-10 so happy...so happy...so happy...