pictures from the forest revelry can be seen at:
http://www.obsanon.com/special/rtrr/
last night I learned a lot from Sluggo - an ex-marine-turned EMT-turned Ventura County Sheriff. Every time I see him, I learn something new, like:
a fool-proof way to make a girl orgasm (so he claims)
how to kill a man with two fingers
what ice-caving and a new york chili dog are (you don't want to know--nasty marine stuff)
what it feels like to have your urethra shanked by a q-tip (another marine pleasantry)
he could hit my friend tim with a load from across the room (or so he claims).
Ah, always a learning experience.
http://www.obsanon.com/special/rtrr/
last night I learned a lot from Sluggo - an ex-marine-turned EMT-turned Ventura County Sheriff. Every time I see him, I learn something new, like:
a fool-proof way to make a girl orgasm (so he claims)
how to kill a man with two fingers
what ice-caving and a new york chili dog are (you don't want to know--nasty marine stuff)
what it feels like to have your urethra shanked by a q-tip (another marine pleasantry)
he could hit my friend tim with a load from across the room (or so he claims).
Ah, always a learning experience.
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i have a friend who's an ex-marine. he likes to tell me how he'd go to jail forever if he gets in a fight with anyone, yet apparently he got drunk and hit an off-duty cop and was only in jail for a week. smile and nod while he's talking, but believe about 10%. that's my philosophy anyway.
Yeah...
...it was a picture of ummm...
....aaaa...
....it was a dare...
....and I was kinda drunk and stupid....
....and tired...
....OK! I'll say it!
I ate nail polish.