metalmarna

I need money. So, anybody here can give me a job?! Please? I'll work nights, weekends and overtime!!! Just give me a JOB, PLEASE!!!

I can do cool stuff for magazines, layout stuff - I have one of my own! I can also copy edit things or take pictures of events for ya. I can do tricks and bring you coffee . . . you'll love me if you hire me.

I'm a great listener too - I wish someone could pay me to listen to them without having to have a doctrine in psychiatry.

I can also make drinks for you - I've been learning from Derby, he teaches me stuff - I don't have the papers to be a bartender but I know the rules . . .

What else? I'm pretty crafty. I make things. Pretty things. you should come over and check em out.

Okay, I think this completes my resume. Oh, and any of my referrals are available upon request.

thank you.
i'm out.