metalbeard

I seem to be getting a lot of questions on the date a recently went on, so for anyone who doesn't know yet, here's the full tale.

So I went on a date with this chick, meeting her at some bar in DC.
First I leave a half hour early for traffic....that doesn't work because some jerk doesn't let me off at my exit on 295, then traffic in DC sucks then I cant find a place to park, so I'm like half an hour late.
I find a place to park, and for the first time in my life get lost in the parking garage, feeling like the dumbest motherfucker in the world I finally find my way out and into some sort of plaza building...which i get lost in. I find some random dude walking around, ask him how to get out, he tells me...I end up back in the parking garage. I make my back to the building yet again, see a broken escalator with doors to the outside at the top, so I say screw it and go up the broken escalator...the doors are of course locked. After more walking i finally find my way out
Then somehow I'm lost in DC, and it's cold outside. The place is like 1523 22nd st. I'm on 21 st. I get my way going right, get to 22 st and I'm on the 1100th block so I've got a while to walk (in the cold still).
I get there finally and the actual date part is cool and all (the bar super mega awesome rad).
We leave, walk to my car, where the garage has the iron curtain down and locked up. Great. So I walk her to the train cause she took the train down and...the train has stopped running for the night.
So we take a cab to her place, where I call my roommate in for the rescue.
Then he brings me back to DC in the morning to get my car. I get my car, go to leave, the ticket says it cannot be read, then it says its expired. So i have to drive around till I find someone there to let me pay my $23 to leave.