THERE AIN'T NO TITS ON THE RADIOOOO
OH NOOOO THERE AIN'T NO TITS ON THE RAAADIIIOOOO
evenings in Wankerville are a-ok with me.
in a related story, FUCK my fucking fuck fuck period FUCK.
also, go see Shopgirl and The Weather Man. I saw them both this weekend and they are both amazing. one moreso than the other, but I'm not about to force...
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OH NOOOO THERE AIN'T NO TITS ON THE RAAADIIIOOOO
evenings in Wankerville are a-ok with me.
in a related story, FUCK my fucking fuck fuck period FUCK.
also, go see Shopgirl and The Weather Man. I saw them both this weekend and they are both amazing. one moreso than the other, but I'm not about to force...
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so despite death, politics, my no-longer-working car, my four evil classes and two soul-crushing jobs, just-barely-passed tests, gigantic writing projects thrown together at the last minute, and the state of the world at large . . .
I'm pretty happy right now. for once.
I mean like the kind of happy where you're eating salmon pad thai in an annoying restaurant with a really fun...
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I'm pretty happy right now. for once.
I mean like the kind of happy where you're eating salmon pad thai in an annoying restaurant with a really fun...
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y:
Zees ees good, ja? But what ees zees 'coming up Millhouse'?
tish:
[insert relevant gif image here]
What's your idea?
What's your idea?
I'd like to be
under the sea
in an octopus's garden
in the shade
under the sea
in an octopus's garden
in the shade
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s_3_antichrist:
hello....New to Sg and just wanted to Say Hi 
drdan:
Sushi and Soya
The Spring comes
When the day is over
ps. i'm hungry
The Spring comes
When the day is over
ps. i'm hungry
I don't usually succumb to this kind of temptation, but I got tagged by Lackwit and I kinda love him so you're gonna have to sit through this one.
TWENTY "RANDOM" FUCKING "FACTS" ABOUT "ME"
1. I am eating rice noodle soup. with a fork.
2. my feet are like really fucking ugly and stuff. my big toes point all upward and it makes me...
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TWENTY "RANDOM" FUCKING "FACTS" ABOUT "ME"
1. I am eating rice noodle soup. with a fork.
2. my feet are like really fucking ugly and stuff. my big toes point all upward and it makes me...
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sentri:
What is this tagging people keep speaking of? If I'm missing out on a Pete an Pete-esque game of Krebstar flashlight freeze tag, I am going to be sorely disappointed.
frontline99:
Someone told you you were cool? BWAHAHAHA? What the fuck is that about? are you a cartoon?
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y:
TAG! 
(If you have the time; I know you're run off your feet just now, but I miss your long entries and the mirth thereof).
(If you have the time; I know you're run off your feet just now, but I miss your long entries and the mirth thereof). 
tinyelvis:
you forgot Mitch!
it wasn't a rock
it was a rock LOB-STA
I fucking hate this journal.
it was a rock LOB-STA
I fucking hate this journal.
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alyk:
Oh man, you need to come vacation at my place...Stupid drunk boys on every corner just looking for someone to catcall...You'd be in Irish heaven!
tinyelvis:
you can sit at a movie theatre. We don't really need to sit near each other.
PlaDoW!!!!
if not? no big deal. We can hang out sooner or later.
Near Hugo MN?
**giggles**
niiice
PlaDoW!!!!
if not? no big deal. We can hang out sooner or later.
Near Hugo MN?
**giggles**
niiice
ok here are my new favorite things.
the sky
morse code
the sound of glass beads clicking together
little kids at the library getting my old favorite books
someone else cleaning up the cat vomit for once
frying an egg and sandwiching it between two pieces of french toast
being overly honest after half a decade of sugarcoating and lies
being motherfucking alone but always...
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the sky
morse code
the sound of glass beads clicking together
little kids at the library getting my old favorite books
someone else cleaning up the cat vomit for once
frying an egg and sandwiching it between two pieces of french toast
being overly honest after half a decade of sugarcoating and lies
being motherfucking alone but always...
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mrshateyourself:
Wait wait..
have you become comfortably numb??
have you become comfortably numb??
theshinobi:
Just to dash your hopes, I won't dress for halloween. Ur sick, lady.
[Edited on Oct 11, 2005 10:16PM]
[Edited on Oct 11, 2005 10:16PM]
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jimbo:
did you hit a car and color it in with the sharpie.. cause i hear they're good for that
theshinobi:
Second to notice you posted it or not the fat? Well, doesn't matter. Bottom line is: me likey.
I want to learn Latin.
and I want to be able to sleep.
and I want to drown myself in grenadine and call it a vacation.
and I want my hands held and my back rubbed and the kind of kiss that makes you make unintentional sounds.
it's cold out and my hands are dry and I have a bad taste in my mouth, so,...
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and I want to be able to sleep.
and I want to drown myself in grenadine and call it a vacation.
and I want my hands held and my back rubbed and the kind of kiss that makes you make unintentional sounds.
it's cold out and my hands are dry and I have a bad taste in my mouth, so,...
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moongirl:
it's alright my dear, i'll get you a rusty spoon
i'm off to have a get together with hubert cumberdale
i'm off to have a get together with hubert cumberdale
jimbo:
yeah i think there was.. i dunno its one of those whoa i can't believe i remember that
despite the long busy headache that was yesterday, I don't think I slept at all last night.
so what am I doing to make up for it? why, skipping class and mixing the soundtrack of the apocalypse, that's what!
you'd have done the same thing, okay? fifteen hours in a constant state of doingstuff yesterday, fueled only by nachos. hot and humid weather, then a...
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so what am I doing to make up for it? why, skipping class and mixing the soundtrack of the apocalypse, that's what!
you'd have done the same thing, okay? fifteen hours in a constant state of doingstuff yesterday, fueled only by nachos. hot and humid weather, then a...
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crucifiedalien:
that IS a pretty badass hoodie.
if i were in a boy band...i'd write a song for you.
if i were in a boy band...i'd write a song for you.
billyfivecrows:
oh...?
wahtchu doin?
how goes the "walleye" poem?
wahtchu doin?
how goes the "walleye" poem?
Actually, just squeeze the lemons the old fashioned way. Other ways could...sting....
[Edited on Nov 01, 2005 3:20AM]