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my mom just sent me an email reply saying "you're bloody right mate."
if you knew my mom, you would laugh, and laugh very, very hard.
my fucking stolen and/or lost driver's license finally came in the mail today
and I finally got to reactivate my fucking stolen and/or lost debit card
like some fuck was trying to steal my fucking identity or some shit?...
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if you knew my mom, you would laugh, and laugh very, very hard.
my fucking stolen and/or lost driver's license finally came in the mail today
and I finally got to reactivate my fucking stolen and/or lost debit card
like some fuck was trying to steal my fucking identity or some shit?...
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tinyelvis:
Hello Ma'am!
About ready to take off for work. You're at work! Cool!
About ready to take off for work. You're at work! Cool!
pixie_punch:
I love Super Mario World and Mario 64. I could play them over and over and over.... 
obligatory Christmas update!!
Saturday, December 24
-upon waking up, I discovered a massacre in my panties. period had arrived just exactly on schedule! a Christmas miracle!
-went to Target for last-minute shit with my family, fought with parents, then bought them those big glove things you punch stuff with and they make RAAWRROORRR sounds. we wanted Incredible Hulk ones, but they only had Thing. later,...
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Saturday, December 24
-upon waking up, I discovered a massacre in my panties. period had arrived just exactly on schedule! a Christmas miracle!
-went to Target for last-minute shit with my family, fought with parents, then bought them those big glove things you punch stuff with and they make RAAWRROORRR sounds. we wanted Incredible Hulk ones, but they only had Thing. later,...
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tinyelvis:
I meant to type "A playa!!!!"
your mp3 player????
whatEVS
night........
your mp3 player????
whatEVS
night........
tinyelvis:
picture did not work
I am a boob
[Edited on Dec 28, 2005 11:47PM]
I am a boob
[Edited on Dec 28, 2005 11:47PM]
I think I may have seen Jon Lovitz at the Mall of America today.
the funniest thing I have said in a long time is, "soooo the other day, I thought I had stigmata. but it turned out to be just chocolate on my palm." I told my mom this today when we saw a helium balloon stuck on the very high ceiling at the...
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the funniest thing I have said in a long time is, "soooo the other day, I thought I had stigmata. but it turned out to be just chocolate on my palm." I told my mom this today when we saw a helium balloon stuck on the very high ceiling at the...
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tinyelvis:
Good day Miss!!!
hope all is well
hope to see ya soon.
hope all is well
hope to see ya soon.
crucifiedalien:
fine i won't leave any comments....oh SHEIT...i just did!!!...what now?!? WHAT NOW?!?!!(*#!@!#*(!&$)P#!*&$()#!&*()$&*(#!&)!#(&!#$
you know why I like sporks?
because there's no awkward pause.
there's never that horrible moment when you think, oh shit, should I be using a fork or a spoon? you don't have to worry about being gauche. with the spork, you're always using the right utensil.
or more accurately, you're never using the wrong utensil.
soy noodles have a really meaty texture and I...
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because there's no awkward pause.
there's never that horrible moment when you think, oh shit, should I be using a fork or a spoon? you don't have to worry about being gauche. with the spork, you're always using the right utensil.
or more accurately, you're never using the wrong utensil.
soy noodles have a really meaty texture and I...
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judas:
wow.
judas:
no later than midnight at the absolute latest. i have a roomie who is very cranky about getting his sleep on weekdays.
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y:
Nah, dead baby jokes don't do it for me. I like Ivan Brunetti, though. I was trying to find a particular gag of his for you but couldn't; it features a small boy screwing a baby from behind; his parents stand there dumbstruck but the boy just says: "Mom, Dad...chill out! I'm usin' a rubber..."
tinyelvis:
What YOU doing?
PlaDow!
PlaDow!
I get to sleep in until 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.
in celebration, please tell me your favorite dead baby joke.
in celebration, please tell me your favorite dead baby joke.
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aficionado:
yeep. student teaching next semester. I would've liked high school but my advisors suggested a middle school, like 7th or 8th grade. I went along with it, cuz whatever, could be fun and they sold the idea to me. Then I discover that the teacher they got for me teaches 6TH GRADE. Okay, you could not get any further away from the grade I was hoping to get. and now it's too late for a new teacher. heh. So I'm sure it'll be a friggin riot. but who knows. maybe it'll turn out to be all sorts of fun. -shrug- I guess I'll just have to wait & see.
crucifiedalien:
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
(my favorite one so far is the one about nailing the baby's feet to the floor)
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
(my favorite one so far is the one about nailing the baby's feet to the floor)
Saturday night.
I am staying in and writing a story about hookers, beer, and unrequited love, something totally hackneyed that I can't convince myself isn't worth exploring, because unrepentant stares and Trivial Pursuit pieces and driving at night in the snow are giving me brand new words for it all, for all the hookers and beer and anal sex and matricide and unrequited love, too...
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I am staying in and writing a story about hookers, beer, and unrequited love, something totally hackneyed that I can't convince myself isn't worth exploring, because unrepentant stares and Trivial Pursuit pieces and driving at night in the snow are giving me brand new words for it all, for all the hookers and beer and anal sex and matricide and unrequited love, too...
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tinyelvis:
GET SOME!
judas:
;
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tinyelvis:
94w
to
Dale St Exit
turn left
go over bridge
take the first left (Iglehart)
you'll run into MLK
pladow!
to
Dale St Exit
turn left
go over bridge
take the first left (Iglehart)
you'll run into MLK
pladow!
tinyelvis:
sleepy-head 
I have to go to work in just under an hour. for some inexplicable reason this makes me want to make some confessions about my musical tastes:
1. I fucking love the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. no shit. and not just around Christmas, either. fucking power chords and overdone vocals on cheesy-ass Christmas music? THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
2. my favorite Led Zeppelin song...
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1. I fucking love the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. no shit. and not just around Christmas, either. fucking power chords and overdone vocals on cheesy-ass Christmas music? THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
2. my favorite Led Zeppelin song...
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fred:
yeah it was good... and salmon skin and spicy tuna rolls too. Consider me your ambassador to sushi land.
aficionado:
dammit! you totally took my comment I was going to leave on moongirl's journal.
Yeh, Dave's changed & filled out a bit, but that kid's still all right. but maybe he just looks different in that picture. i dunno.
I recently heard a slow, acoustic version of "Baby One More Time" but I can't remember who sang it. Travis I think? It's crazy how much better a song can sound when put to an acoustic guitar (e.g. "House of the Rising Sun").
Yeh, Dave's changed & filled out a bit, but that kid's still all right. but maybe he just looks different in that picture. i dunno.
I recently heard a slow, acoustic version of "Baby One More Time" but I can't remember who sang it. Travis I think? It's crazy how much better a song can sound when put to an acoustic guitar (e.g. "House of the Rising Sun").
now there's just the showering thing...
hope you have a sock rockin time in Ireland, madam.
-salute-