if I ever need to see naked internet ladies again, there's always porn.
at least porn is fucking honest about itself.
I never had any illusions that SG was indie, or broke stereotypes, or any of that shit, but god fucking damn, whatever notion just clicked a few days ago (triggered by that wanker hypocrite of a header, "SuicideGirls: Redefining beauty one hot naked chick...
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at least porn is fucking honest about itself.
I never had any illusions that SG was indie, or broke stereotypes, or any of that shit, but god fucking damn, whatever notion just clicked a few days ago (triggered by that wanker hypocrite of a header, "SuicideGirls: Redefining beauty one hot naked chick...
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I
have to speculate
bitch had a good weekend. a lot of MGD, Newcastle, and cider, a lot of fire, a lot of asthma attack laughter and barefoot grass games and big hurty mosquito bites.. and talking with someone who is probably my favorite person in the world. ever. and he is coming over in "a week and a half."
I'm seriously retarded for this...
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have to speculate
bitch had a good weekend. a lot of MGD, Newcastle, and cider, a lot of fire, a lot of asthma attack laughter and barefoot grass games and big hurty mosquito bites.. and talking with someone who is probably my favorite person in the world. ever. and he is coming over in "a week and a half."
I'm seriously retarded for this...
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drstinkypants:
whiiiiich makes you .... outer space?
i got nothing.
save me meta, save me from the internet
i got nothing.
save me meta, save me from the internet
necia:
Sounds like life's good? 
PETA
the NRA
"god hates fags and people who don't speak english"
creepy library patrons who yell at me yet won't stop calling me honey or staring at my tits
having.. a job
living.. where I've pretty much always lived
going.. to school
anyone who thinks the Iraq war is over, or justified, or that it or the Vietnam war was waged to "defend our...
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the NRA
"god hates fags and people who don't speak english"
creepy library patrons who yell at me yet won't stop calling me honey or staring at my tits
having.. a job
living.. where I've pretty much always lived
going.. to school
anyone who thinks the Iraq war is over, or justified, or that it or the Vietnam war was waged to "defend our...
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nementh:
So, I found all three in this one:
But I fail to see any of them in this one:

But I fail to see any of them in this one:

aficionado:
Believe me, nobody was slapping his knee and guffawing more than me, but it turned out to be more like "lodging" than "camping." Still, I forgot how fun archery was and the canoeing was tranquil.
Because my internet access is powered by the unholy wretchedness of DIAL-UP, it takes about 87 years for me to download & listen to any Devotchka songs. and I don't have the patience to wait that long. With no DSL I'm livin in the stone age over here, I tell ya.
Because my internet access is powered by the unholy wretchedness of DIAL-UP, it takes about 87 years for me to download & listen to any Devotchka songs. and I don't have the patience to wait that long. With no DSL I'm livin in the stone age over here, I tell ya.
thank you bitches. the love of a hundred billion internet weirdos allowed me to turn 21 safely.
I did not get drunk until just a moment ago, though.
oh, beer. beer with pasta. I am such a lightweight.
I got a lot of jelly beans for my birthday. I love a lot of them but there are a lot of gross flavors I do not...
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I did not get drunk until just a moment ago, though.
oh, beer. beer with pasta. I am such a lightweight.
I got a lot of jelly beans for my birthday. I love a lot of them but there are a lot of gross flavors I do not...
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jubalharshaw:
New profile pic, eee!
warpig:
You look 'awake' in your new profile picture. It looks good, despite 'awake' being such an overrated state.
Happy Birthday, etc.
Happy Birthday, etc.
bitch is all kinds of ready for someone new to make out with.
also, must go to concert, any any any concert, soon. or silent self-destruction is nigh. "I've seen her dehydrated, sir. it's pretty gross."
I am reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. for a person like me who gets the crazies having responsibilities and not being able to take glorious...
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also, must go to concert, any any any concert, soon. or silent self-destruction is nigh. "I've seen her dehydrated, sir. it's pretty gross."
I am reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. for a person like me who gets the crazies having responsibilities and not being able to take glorious...
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madamedevour:
happy birthday stranger
happy birthday stranger

starfior:
Get a motorcycle. Get a motorcycle so fucking hard. I may be high. I may be drunk. But I know that if I didn't have a bike I'd go fother mucking nucking futz.
I am listening to a lot of Iron & Wine and wearing a lot of hats and writing a lot of papers and not getting a lot of sleep.
my car exploded again and this time might be its swan song... my mom is thinking about doing something awesome like buying a new car and giving me her old one. that would make me so...
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my car exploded again and this time might be its swan song... my mom is thinking about doing something awesome like buying a new car and giving me her old one. that would make me so...
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frankmask:
Would you like to buy my truck? I will sell it to you for 1000$ and make no promises about it, because it is far past it's sell by date and I suspect it to be in collusion with demonic forces.
castorsky:
Whooo 6:30 am and I've already been at homework for two and a half hours! Finals week rocks so hardcore.
I wonder how my presentations will go on two hours of sleep. Especially the one I completely made up.
I wonder how my presentations will go on two hours of sleep. Especially the one I completely made up.
one week left of school, two giant papers to write. two weeks left until I'm 21. I'm not sure who will come drinking with me, and I'm not even sure I care. I do not like bars. maybe I will just drink Jack and Cokes at home all night and pretend that I'm miserable without human company.
I'm going to spend my whole summer silent...
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I'm going to spend my whole summer silent...
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y:
Thank you!
It is normal, yes.
Someone's posted a bum-cunt-gun combination in your journal
It is normal, yes.
Someone's posted a bum-cunt-gun combination in your journal
I keep getting these weird fevers that only last an hour or two and are easily destroyed by ibuprofen. they make my whole body hurt, though.
my mom suspects bird flu, but she would. I don't buy into the hype. people have much worse diseases to be worrying about. take, for example, the chronic stupidity that has plagued humanity since the origin of homo sapiens...
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my mom suspects bird flu, but she would. I don't buy into the hype. people have much worse diseases to be worrying about. take, for example, the chronic stupidity that has plagued humanity since the origin of homo sapiens...
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twinkie:
I love your poo pee experiments!!!!!!
fred:
Are you trying to be a scientist or something?
What the pho you talkin bout man? What'chu doin in the corner?
Synchronistic connections, yes. I was feeling kind of exhalted last night, which was pretty cool. Exhalted and befuddled -- the best.
Take it sleazy. Beer you later.
Are you trying to be a scientist or something?
What the pho you talkin bout man? What'chu doin in the corner?
Synchronistic connections, yes. I was feeling kind of exhalted last night, which was pretty cool. Exhalted and befuddled -- the best.
Take it sleazy. Beer you later.
blah, blah.
long story short,
friend's puppy died
Mark and I broke up
I'm moving back home
it's been raining for days
rain brings all the crazy people to the library
I am moving back home.
I think I am ok with all this. but I will still slam doors because, god damnit, I've wasted so much of my life on this kind of shit....
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long story short,
friend's puppy died
Mark and I broke up
I'm moving back home
it's been raining for days
rain brings all the crazy people to the library
I am moving back home.
I think I am ok with all this. but I will still slam doors because, god damnit, I've wasted so much of my life on this kind of shit....
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fred:
OK I'll give FedEx a call...
it_thing_hard_on:
Well now, hold the phone. As I recall it sounds good in theory, but in reality it wasn't all that good.
not entirely thrilled with the current state of things. woke up irrevocably around 4:00 this morning. strawberry ice cream and a research project proposal for breakfast.
[edit as of 11/16/06: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
but I also had one of the most uncool dreams of all time. with pervasive themes such as gender dysphoria, rites of passage, public rape, ruining someone else's library books, stealing their toys, going...
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[edit as of 11/16/06: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
but I also had one of the most uncool dreams of all time. with pervasive themes such as gender dysphoria, rites of passage, public rape, ruining someone else's library books, stealing their toys, going...
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ennuiwarrior:
kinda makes you wonder... damage... manage...
only difference between the .ages is the dam. man.
only difference between the .ages is the dam. man.
warpig:
Perhaps there is something wrong with me, but one of the most disturbing parts of that whole sequence was defacing library books.
I mean, they're LIBRARY BOOKS for God's sake.
Maybe you need to turn your brain off for a bit. I like TV and booze for this. I haven't thought anything since '93 and it's so much quieter in my head.
Chin up, etc.
I mean, they're LIBRARY BOOKS for God's sake.
Maybe you need to turn your brain off for a bit. I like TV and booze for this. I haven't thought anything since '93 and it's so much quieter in my head.
Chin up, etc.
No more blindingly impressive vitriol? No more strikingly original writing to keep me safe in the knowledge that there really are one-of-a-kinds out there?
I maintain what I said in my 'first-contact' post to you, almost a year ago.
I hope I'm not just being selfish in hoping you'll stick around.
Peace, lass.
Anyway. I suppose this is adieu. Perhaps I'll make a prodigal return sometime to the other site since this place's been pissin the fuck outta me as well. which would be open to your visitations. cuz really, man. s'all's good.
Take it easy, kid.