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how's your spring break going, weirdo?

Umm... Aim for the head and use a condom? This has short circuitted my zombie defense subroutines.

Good Friday. THE START OF THE ZOMBIE LORD RESSURECTION CEREMONY HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!

White board war!

Oh... wait... no... This is not a white board! I've been decieved!

My things are more or less in a state of retreat and disarray.

after the word "y'all", the remainder of your journal was voiced by britney spears in my head...federline for reals yo...

How could you hate Easter? It's the only religious holiday celebrating zombies. Think about it. Jesus died, came back to life. Just add 'to devour the flesh of the living' and you've got a holiday worth much celebration.

When's this Simpsons nerd-duel taking place? I usually do my duelin' at dawn, but it doesn't matter in this case. I'm fairly confident in my Simpsons nerditude. Lady's choice.

Ahh yes. Malt liquor. I'll stop stalking you now.

The Apocalypse, eh?

See you in Hell. Ill save you a seat.

what can I say? my catholic pimp hand is strong...

'were headed to veeenus'...my favorite line from final countdown...I've listened to 'son of sam' elliott smith & "district sleeps alone tonight' p service over and over for the past 3 hours...disturbing...sometimes nothing else sounds right, you know?

I happen to be incredibly nosy, so what ever you're dishing out, I'm here to hear it unless... I'm reading page 6...

Don't get married...sex becomes boring and tedious...bleh...that's my take on dry humping while married...bleh...

The Revolution is at all times, in all places, simultaeniously! Quantum physics told me so, and I believe! Even if it's about as understandable as a gopher lecturing in Cyrillic ebonics about the torsion ratios of flemenco dancers on the moon.

Do open relationships ever really work? Isn't weird to think of your boyfriend sleeping with someone else...Enjoy it now, because it's gets even more complicated as you get older...I'm saying this at the ripe old age of 26...I'm reading And the Band Played On...it is totally bumming me out...I've got to stop...

1. Fuck Rachael Ray...I could spend hours discussing how much I hate that vile bitch...

2. I am about to give you the secret to getting what you want from any physician..."I need oxycontin." Say those three words and wordlessly they will rip those fuckers out of your mouth...ohhhh, the sweet smell of collusion...

3. How did you eat the skin of a kiwi?

4. I was once in a car accident and the police insisted that I go to the e.r. despite the fact that nothing was wrong with me...The e.r. doc was telling me I needed xrays, blah blah and I was asking which univ he attended because he was an idiot, blah blah not a scratch on me, blah...and then, out of nowhere...I threw up in my own lap...I started crying because I was wearing a Theory dress that I loved dearly...moral of the story: it was really embarassing and it turns out I had vertigo...

5. I am never too tired to write mindless drivel...For an example, see above...

I challenge you to a Simpsons nerd duel.

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Get well soon?

Let me start by saying this: I AM NOT A DOCTOR...I am just a person with teeth of her own...That being said, have you considered having your tonsils pulled? I had mine pulled and afterwards I had a green tea milkshake and it was fabulous...