and the opposite of life isn't death, it's indifference.
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April 14, 2005, nothing happened. nobody was born, nobody died. buildings remained upright, teeth remained in their sockets, secrets remained untold.
nothing remembered, and nothing forgotten.
bridges weren't crossed, nor were they burned. lines of communication were neither extended nor severed. no one fell in love and no one learned to hate. and we all ground our teeth and pretended it was okay.
nothing remembered, and nothing forgotten.
bridges weren't crossed, nor were they burned. lines of communication were neither extended nor severed. no one fell in love and no one learned to hate. and we all ground our teeth and pretended it was okay.
exactly two things on this earth are more beautiful than Neutral Milk Hotel.
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever,
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever,
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine
starfior:
I'm one of them. I know. Thanks. 
now I remember a dream.
my vagina was 18 inches long and my cat vomited all over the floor.
this is a fuck.
my vagina was 18 inches long and my cat vomited all over the floor.
this is a fuck.
alyk:
umm...I love it when you write me love letters like that... 
rosscoe:
sounds like a wonderful dream.
hey, my tonsillitis has RE-relapsed! god bless america!
and you all missed the point entirely, with the interuterine thing. with your unholy imaginations, I dunno, I expected more. apparently I am the only one who is tickled pink ((pink as a UTERUS)) over the difference between and confusion of intrauterine and interuterine.
interuterine syzygy! interuterine mindmelds! interuterine.. trade. whatever.
and you all missed the point entirely, with the interuterine thing. with your unholy imaginations, I dunno, I expected more. apparently I am the only one who is tickled pink ((pink as a UTERUS)) over the difference between and confusion of intrauterine and interuterine.
interuterine syzygy! interuterine mindmelds! interuterine.. trade. whatever.
admiraljack:
I am so lame. Disregard this.
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you are nothing but a spoonerism.
hug slut? slug hut?
YEAH. RAWK. I need to listen to more Metallica, just as a token of gratitude.. they dragged me through existence in middle school so that I might come to this?
I have noticed a stark pattern. a stark, stark pattern. I'm going to keep it a secret though.
instead of Afrocentric theory I am rereading...
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hug slut? slug hut?
YEAH. RAWK. I need to listen to more Metallica, just as a token of gratitude.. they dragged me through existence in middle school so that I might come to this?
I have noticed a stark pattern. a stark, stark pattern. I'm going to keep it a secret though.
instead of Afrocentric theory I am rereading...
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starfior:
I'm making my own hobo knife that is instead a knife for stabbing hobos so I can stab the hobos with my hobo stabbing knife that would seek to stab me with their hobo knives!
frankmask:
Isn't that a reference to an IUD birth control device?
cyborgs are humans with robot parts. androids are robots with human parts.
I believe the children are our future, unless we stop them now.
I believe the children are our future, unless we stop them now.
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starfior:
I always wanted to hunt the Ultimate Prey... Hobo...
rosscoe:
i hate kids between the age of about 3-17 in general. so lets make an island... like australia host them until their a normal age. little rascals.
They need to be stopped.
They need to be stopped.
frankmask:
Is that a tree of some sort?
as if my life could get any more annoying
as if I weren't socially retarded enough
these pants make my crotch look weird!
as if I weren't socially retarded enough
these pants make my crotch look weird!
capt_sparrow:
do these pants make my ass look big 
alyk:
are they the kind that make you look like you have a huge package? I think those are hot...
today I used the word "flapjack-tacular" on a birthday card.
there are things I can say and then regret, but I can't blame them on alcohol or lack of sleep. there are some things in which I do not partake.
another of these things is the mandarin orange. I do not eat mandarin oranges because they look like fetuses. I have nothing against fetuses, but...
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there are things I can say and then regret, but I can't blame them on alcohol or lack of sleep. there are some things in which I do not partake.
another of these things is the mandarin orange. I do not eat mandarin oranges because they look like fetuses. I have nothing against fetuses, but...
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admiraljack:
C'mere and help me fix this Camaro.
admiraljack:
Dude, last week I was stocking Krusteaz frozen mini-pancakes and I flipped out for a second and yelled "These hotcakes are sellin' like flapjacks!" in a fairly ghetto, yet unmistakibly honkyesque accent.
True story. Even ask Justin.
True story. Even ask Justin.
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