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every summer I am sure that this is the last season on earth. I can look out the window on a rainy day and see how it all will end. tidal waves or implosions or vastness or apathy. and I will be there with an open heart and a Funsaver.
I have seen greatness in things that never existed in the first place. I have...
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I have seen greatness in things that never existed in the first place. I have...
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alyk:
I'll take you up on that hug... 
jeesh. okay. I only spent the entire fucking day on this paper. it's still half a page below the minimum length, but screw that shit in the ass. it's quality, not quantity, right? actually this paper has neither going for it. but no matter what drivel I churn out, I always seem to get an A. especially from this professor.
god bless my substandard school....
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god bless my substandard school....
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rosscoe:
Sleep and dream happy dreams of burning things.
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I get it now!
I get it now!
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theshinobi:
I'm thinkin she's finally snapped.
theshinobi:
Now, when you say, "us all," are you refering to actual people, or the voices...
I won $4 in the lottery last night because I'm psychic as all fuck. not a hundred and eleven million dollars' worth of psychic, mind you, but enough to pay for a couple Cokes and a ride on the mechanical horsey out front.
yay.
yay.
rosscoe:
bravo.
sadly my lucks not quite in at the moment
i managed 1 number
sadly my lucks not quite in at the moment
i managed 1 number
theshinobi:
I suspect you'll be drunk with foreseeing powers now.
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frankmask:
Piggy got et.
alyk:
I'm a group owner! Join it, yo... 
anyone who thinks I am not over Justin can please suck my ass? I've been over him since before we broke up. you're making me paranoid.
I am wearing pigtails today, possibly in honor of the poor dead piggie that Frank and others will be roasting today. my wittle heart weeps.
also, I have two speeches to give today and I can't give a speech...
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I am wearing pigtails today, possibly in honor of the poor dead piggie that Frank and others will be roasting today. my wittle heart weeps.
also, I have two speeches to give today and I can't give a speech...
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meta:
^^ uhh, probably the same thing that's always prevented me from "dating around": I hate people?
and sweetie pie, this is just my SG journal of craptacular doom. this is a condensed version of my life. there are things that I.. gasp! don't write in here. all shall be revealed someday, but um, for now, I'm pretty content to wallow in misanthropy and pretense. peace out.
and sweetie pie, this is just my SG journal of craptacular doom. this is a condensed version of my life. there are things that I.. gasp! don't write in here. all shall be revealed someday, but um, for now, I'm pretty content to wallow in misanthropy and pretense. peace out.
alyk:
oh dude, I was just kidding the other night about not being over him...but yeah, I do want you to go out and get some snuggles, because when you say you're lonely or whatev, it makes me want to hug you and since I'm too far away for that, I need someone else to do it for me, so that I won't feel so bummed about it...it's all about me, don't you know...me me me me me me me
it was too cold out today. I was devoid of snuggling. I need a snuggleperson or a higher percentage of body fat.
my wrists have the same girth as the supposedly average human penis. I urge you to measure and report your findings to see how we compare.
my laundry is done but I can't get up because there is, for once, a cat in...
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my wrists have the same girth as the supposedly average human penis. I urge you to measure and report your findings to see how we compare.
my laundry is done but I can't get up because there is, for once, a cat in...
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thejack:
Um, just wondering if like, you think, uh, like, after breaking up with someone, you shouldn't, uh, write that you love them anymore?
Just wondering, 'cause like I uh, write "Love, Jack" to like, pretty much all my ex-'s and uh, wonder how many of them think I'm just a sappy fuckin' loser.
Just wondering, 'cause like I uh, write "Love, Jack" to like, pretty much all my ex-'s and uh, wonder how many of them think I'm just a sappy fuckin' loser.
alyk:
you'll be completely over him once you and I start doin' it...
think so, huh?
this just in: ex-boyfriends are the worst fucking thing ever invented. whee, hyperbole. I guess they aren't any worse than clingy not-yet-ex boyfriends, and THOSE aren't any worse than the last three days of the semester and my serial procrastination.
FUCK.
I wish I could sleep entirely through the next few days and then have wacky adventures with my homefries, but alas,...
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this just in: ex-boyfriends are the worst fucking thing ever invented. whee, hyperbole. I guess they aren't any worse than clingy not-yet-ex boyfriends, and THOSE aren't any worse than the last three days of the semester and my serial procrastination.
FUCK.
I wish I could sleep entirely through the next few days and then have wacky adventures with my homefries, but alas,...
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renegadefuzz:
breakfast club fucking rocks...
alyk:
dude, everyone is better looking than sjp...she's way horsey looking, but someone left me comment saying that even though she was unattractive, he'd still let her give him a hand job, and I guess I feel the same way sorta...
what's up with the ex?
you and I are not breaking up, I'm still going to use you for sex whether you like it or not...
what's up with the ex?
you and I are not breaking up, I'm still going to use you for sex whether you like it or not...
honk if you love this song.
Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
I've been dreaming about huge menacing beasts that I pet and then I get...
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Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
I've been dreaming about huge menacing beasts that I pet and then I get...
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starfior:
Yeah, but my Cp'n Kirk has his phasers set to the best setting ever invented.
theshinobi:
Hell if I know.
Oh yeah and thanks for risking being late to read my journal.. im not sure i understand the why of it. But lets pretend you did it because i'm so very very interesting
*drunkenly falls back to sleep smiling*