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update on the Amtrakstravaganzaaaaaaa:

the Great Jaunt Out East lost a leg today as plans for staying with a friend in Tennessee collapsed in on themselves. reasons, which you will find fascinating, are as follows:

-TN has two Amtrak stations. both are around 3.5 hours from friend's town.
-so friend would have to pick me up, which for him would mean a 7-hour day of...
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theshinobi:
Um.... Disneyland?
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oh shit, I fucking got an A- in Lit Theory.

GPA spring semester: 3.8
bringing the cumulative up to 3.696

this was supposed to be my omgz-fail-every-class semester too.

YEAH BITCHES.

now I celebrate by doing crosswords and making a fuckin' tuna sandwich.

walk away, me boys
walk away, me boys
and by morning we'll be free
wipe that golden tear
from your mother dear...
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inlikeflynn:
As far as songs of celebration go, that's a mighty fine choice.
jubalharshaw:
Awesomeness
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something in the air today.

sometimes I think nature is the only thing keeping me alive.

I went to a flea market and saw cookie jars shaped like Mammy, confederate flags that say "heritage, not hate!" (yeah fucking right), and trucker hats with pictures of naked women's asses with the caption "I hunt white tail year round!" and I'm so goddamn proud to associate with...
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theshinobi:
Lo Pan, woman.
RECK 'O NIZE
theshinobi:
What're you doin in the rigor mortis group if you can't even look at decrepit old men?
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because I love to jinx myself I'm going to pour all my goddamn hopes into this.

because I keep having nightmares that I failed Lit Theory and my other two professors retracted my good grades.

a bonfire tonight, a Lit Theory B+ fucking please, a trip to Tennessee and Connecticut and Arizona and a life to my fucking self.

this one goddamn person who used...
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admiraljack:
Left angular gyrus region!
alyk:
I'm really only trying to get into your pants, so it doesn't matter if I "like" you or not...I would "like" to bang you...end of story...
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theshinobi:
You're lucky I'm mellow right now, or I'd have a comeback to end all comebacks.
starfior:
I liked that movie. It was about as fucked up as I am.
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starfior:
Funny how that shit works huh?
jubalharshaw:
Thanks for the birthday wishes, very much appreciated. biggrin
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diggy diggy

well the travel plans have taken formation at an alarming rate since yesterday, but they are still extremely fetal and I resent abortion jokes I RESENT THEM -shakes fist- but anyway, the basic idea is thus:

Amtrak! equals satan! and yet I cannot get enough. at the moment it looks like I am visiting several of my dearest beloved friends in Tennessee and...
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inlikeflynn:
poseur watches are awesome. it's like bondage for the temporally impaired.
rosscoe:
Gosh darn it.. i never get invited!

I hate spending money.. well i hate seeing it dissapear out of my bank account anyway.

I cant say i ever went for big stupid watches.. mainly because their big and stupid.. and i dont buy accessories ... or clothes.
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hey there, fatty snackpie..

I went for a bike ride that got out of hand and ended up with me pretty much blacking out in the front yard. now I am traumatized and huddled indoors in my pajamas.

if I can work up the audacity, I'm getting one of those 30-day Amtrak tickets that take you all around the fucking country for a few hundred...
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starfior:
Make a shiv, learn to use it.

I got more ink. Check it! What!
rosscoe:
Travelling is fun.
But take a friend.. it'll be less lonely.
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"Of course he still exists... as a frozen corpse in outer space! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Huh!
[moans]
I made myself sad!"
traveler42:
Don't sweat it. A star cluster by any name is just as beautiful. I'll call it Argot's flower for now.

miao!!
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keep your breath cool and eyes on fire.
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inlikeflynn:
This is the birthday song,
it isn't very long,
HEY!
traveler42:
I like that.

Happy Birthday. Birthday Present.

BTW: That's a nice star cluster that you have for a profile pic. May I ask the name of it?


miao!!