okay, Centerville is not all that bad.
Saturday nights around here usually involve some combination of bottle rockets, trespassing, and plastic army guys. all-night bonfires that keep you smelling like smoke even after you've showered. an excess of caffeine, the vastness of the sky, and someone with an acoustic guitar playing chords you have forgotten.
things are feeling nice. I am sore in every part...
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Saturday nights around here usually involve some combination of bottle rockets, trespassing, and plastic army guys. all-night bonfires that keep you smelling like smoke even after you've showered. an excess of caffeine, the vastness of the sky, and someone with an acoustic guitar playing chords you have forgotten.
things are feeling nice. I am sore in every part...
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here's the real news.
if you want Chinese food, you probably shouldn't get it from a little place in a small hick town called Centerville. this is a cheesy whitebread town of 3,000 ATV-ridin', Jesus-praisin', and Americuh-blessin' morons. the Chinese food can't be good.
no, for the vegetable stir fry is made with beef stock or something similar, and this is the kind of thing...
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if you want Chinese food, you probably shouldn't get it from a little place in a small hick town called Centerville. this is a cheesy whitebread town of 3,000 ATV-ridin', Jesus-praisin', and Americuh-blessin' morons. the Chinese food can't be good.
no, for the vegetable stir fry is made with beef stock or something similar, and this is the kind of thing...
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theshinobi:
Call me ol' fashioned, but I'd prefer my asian cuisine prepared by actual asians.
mrshateyourself:
I do believe you should start signing all of your letters "Little Miss I Don't Eat The Cow."
Feel better, woman.
Feel better, woman.
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starfior:
What do you think Hedonism Bot?
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
alyk:
where are you going to be at?
believe, greasy make out is gonna happen...
believe, greasy make out is gonna happen...
I think I just heard my mom say something about a "cute mixing bowl."
I probably need to do my signature move-out-in-a-huff-and-move-back-in-after-two-months thing. I'm restless, I hate this town more than I have ever hated anything, and I need a job. cute MIXING bowl??!
Sigur Ros is finally coming back to town in September and it took me a few minutes to realize that I...
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I probably need to do my signature move-out-in-a-huff-and-move-back-in-after-two-months thing. I'm restless, I hate this town more than I have ever hated anything, and I need a job. cute MIXING bowl??!
Sigur Ros is finally coming back to town in September and it took me a few minutes to realize that I...
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mrshateyourself:
... okay.. so.... we so totally do know each other in real life.
That's fucking NUTS! The ODDS!
That's fucking NUTS! The ODDS!
mrshateyourself:
I FUCKING KNOW, MAN.
Okay, so seriously.. WHAT are the fucking odds?!
Ohhohohohooo. WAY creepy. I don't even know like.. what to.... say!
Meanwhile... HEY, by the way.
Okay, so seriously.. WHAT are the fucking odds?!
Ohhohohohooo. WAY creepy. I don't even know like.. what to.... say!
Meanwhile... HEY, by the way.
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rosscoe:
The lake district is a very pretty place when the weather is nice. shame it rains so damn much!
theshinobi:
It was black cherry. I kind of assumed other flavors were less intense than others/
Well, god keeps taunting me w/ girls I'm compatible yet have a snow flake's chance in hell with. The one I was supposed to see batman begins with got invited to a friend's baby shower, so that took a back seat. And my arm sockets feel like they're going to explode whenever I lift my arms, so I had to call in sick to work, as my job requires a lot of object lifting and shifting.
Other than that, I'm fuckin jim dandy.
Well, god keeps taunting me w/ girls I'm compatible yet have a snow flake's chance in hell with. The one I was supposed to see batman begins with got invited to a friend's baby shower, so that took a back seat. And my arm sockets feel like they're going to explode whenever I lift my arms, so I had to call in sick to work, as my job requires a lot of object lifting and shifting.
Other than that, I'm fuckin jim dandy.
I am so caffeinated I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
twenty-two hours ago I was awoken by the sound of what I thought was my window cracking against some intense wind but was actually just hail. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT GLORIOUS AND RARE and now my life is centered around
-the mosquito I can't find
-the kitty in my lap
-the frogs skrweeling...
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twenty-two hours ago I was awoken by the sound of what I thought was my window cracking against some intense wind but was actually just hail. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT GLORIOUS AND RARE and now my life is centered around
-the mosquito I can't find
-the kitty in my lap
-the frogs skrweeling...
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mrshateyourself:
Why thank you. 
By the way, grammar and language are two of my favorite things.. and I'm noticing a similarity with you.
That.. is neat. *nod*
By the way, grammar and language are two of my favorite things.. and I'm noticing a similarity with you.
That.. is neat. *nod*
mrshateyourself:
Uhhh... cake please?
Oh.. I LOVE Eddie Izzard. If you're going to study ANYONE'S speech patterns, it should most certainly be his, I feel.
I decided long ago that I'm going to marry Eddie Izzard and have his magical babies.
..except for the marriage.
.... and the babies.
But that magic bit.. ALL true.
Oh.. I LOVE Eddie Izzard. If you're going to study ANYONE'S speech patterns, it should most certainly be his, I feel.
I decided long ago that I'm going to marry Eddie Izzard and have his magical babies.
..except for the marriage.
.... and the babies.
But that magic bit.. ALL true.
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theshinobi:
Sure. I'll take that. Why the hell not.
inlikeflynn:
I like hugs. Hugs are good.
I had a really awesome night. went to my brother's high school graduation and saw all kinds of people I forgot I cared about.
got the best hug ever from my old French teacher and remembered that high school was actually pretty fucking great sometimes.
sometimes.
joking in the auditorium with my parents, drinking Coke and laughing at people's mouths during the national anthem, yelling...
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got the best hug ever from my old French teacher and remembered that high school was actually pretty fucking great sometimes.
sometimes.
joking in the auditorium with my parents, drinking Coke and laughing at people's mouths during the national anthem, yelling...
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I have to stop reading cookbooks.
you know what word drives me absolutely insane? "fruited."
I'm all for using stupid words as verbs, yes, even fruit. fruit that bastard Jello! but in the past tense it sounds so dirty.
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry.
you know what word drives me absolutely insane? "fruited."
I'm all for using stupid words as verbs, yes, even fruit. fruit that bastard Jello! but in the past tense it sounds so dirty.
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry.
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alyk:
you and I need to get matching cowboy boots...and then make out...
bitch, please. all giraffes have horns.
Im extremely stupid and i forgot my camera, it was very beautiful out today as well. Amazing views.. i kept kicking myself about that for most of the walk.