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dear life,

pssssssshhhh!

love,
krysten

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dear people who think skunk smells bad,

skunk smells like coffee, and that's really not a horrible thing. if you think skunk is the worst smell in the world, try cat piss on a down blanket. or chocolate Dum Dums. or overcooked cauliflower.

impatiently yours,
krysten

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dear boys,

if you could make your semen as warm as your heart, I would suck your dick all the time.

seriously,
krysten

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dear chocolate Dum Dums,

why, just, really, WHY do you exist?

going to write a letter to the editor someday,
krysten

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dear high schoolers who hang out at the place where I eat my lunch and do my homework and roll my eyes with my friends,

please be dead by this time tomorrow.

never going back on my word,
krysten

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dear linguistics professor,

I STAB YOU IN THE HEAD.

suck my ass,
krysten

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dear everyone who reads my stupid journal,

you are more fabulous than I have a rational explanation for.

big sloppy kisses,
krysten

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I like the kind of Monday where you can wear mittens.