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oh, ho ho ho ho ho.

krysten, age 20, approximately 5'3" and 100 pounds. brown hair, hazel eyes, wry facial expressions, silver tongue. current market value: $10.85 an hour.

got the library job, nutsack.

I'm one step closer to my dream of growing up to be a bitter old woman with fifty cats and a shotgun, rocking the afternoon away on my front porch. I've always heard a bad breakup was the first step, and then comes the library job, and somewhere down the line I have to submit a manuscript that is declared tripe by every publisher in the Western hemisphere. this may happen sooner than you think, because I seem to be the kind of pretentious asshole who sees fit to write my autobiography in the third person.

yes. my creative writing class is a total wank and I dislike/abhor/wish death upon every wanker in that wanking class. so if they tell me I wrote my three-page autobiography wrong, I will inform them that A) they may suck my cock and B) ob-la-di, ob-la-da, they may continue to suck my cock.

kay bye.

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aficionado:
Dammit, that panel of Jhonen is what I'm going to sound like sometime in the near future. I wanna know where the hell that came from cuz I surely can't place it. Remarkably, my spidey sense is telling me that it proobably came from something created by a Mr. Vasquez....

blah blah blah. couple weeks! yes! I'll probably come home on a weekend and stop in since it basically sounds like you work during the whole weekend. I think you have to pay a dollar to rent a video from that library. MAN! Who do I look like? Burt Reynolds?! What a RIP!
Sep 20, 2005
nementh:
...oops

[Edited on Sep 21, 2005 9:45AM]
Sep 21, 2005

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