when I say "more masturbatory updates at 10" I really mean "whenever the fuck I feel like it, assholes." the "masturbatory" part, however, is entirely accurate.
Wednesday night equals: watch MythBusters, eat animal crackers with Nutella, get naked, put on combat boots, do situps in front of mirror while listening to pop music from the '90s.
life is fucking fantastic and there is rain today.
now who will see Flogging Molly with me tomorrow? could it be you... or you.. or... YOU.
whoever most appreciates my wrangling of the ellipsis, I guess.
I'm too tired and/or hungry for this. more masturbatory updates wheneverthefuck.
Wednesday night equals: watch MythBusters, eat animal crackers with Nutella, get naked, put on combat boots, do situps in front of mirror while listening to pop music from the '90s.
life is fucking fantastic and there is rain today.
now who will see Flogging Molly with me tomorrow? could it be you... or you.. or... YOU.
whoever most appreciates my wrangling of the ellipsis, I guess.
I'm too tired and/or hungry for this. more masturbatory updates wheneverthefuck.
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drstinkypants:
i eat a lot of hot dogs
y:
I'd just like to say that your use of swear-words is exemplary. And I think I speak for all of us when I say: please post some pictures of yourself doing sit ups in nothing but a pair of boots. Thank you 