I just went to dictionary.com to see if a "prig" is what I really am, and it stopped mattering when I saw that someone had been looking up "douche" using a mystifying array of spellings:
dousch
deusch
dusch
and finally, douche
from this point on, summer is utterly chaotic. this week can suck a fuck, but next week my friend is coming from Philly to Midwesternize it up with me. I can't wait to see the disappointment on her face when she finally sees the Mall of America. it's surprisingly ghetto-tastic.
my pubic area is finally a celebrated hero, which is awesome, but I'm going to be all coy and pretend I didn't say that.
more masturbatory updates at 10.
dousch
deusch
dusch
and finally, douche
from this point on, summer is utterly chaotic. this week can suck a fuck, but next week my friend is coming from Philly to Midwesternize it up with me. I can't wait to see the disappointment on her face when she finally sees the Mall of America. it's surprisingly ghetto-tastic.
my pubic area is finally a celebrated hero, which is awesome, but I'm going to be all coy and pretend I didn't say that.
more masturbatory updates at 10.
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Thats off his album Illinois, he is making albums about states and he writes his songs around stories involving them.
That one was about John Wayne Gacy, really good song actually, you should give him a listen sometime.
I like to try and convince tourists that scientists once tried to clone haggis, but the result turned on its makers and killed them.