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blarg, even though my previous entry is totally OMGZ THE BEST THING EVER WRITTEN IN MY SG JOURNAL EVAAAAAAR WTF BRB LOLZ, I want to talk about my stupid day.

it is a ridiculous day! I had goat cheese and Triscuits and a tomato for lunch and it was fabulous, and then I had one of those stupid hard peppermint candies. and being an intelligent woman, I chewed the hell out of it.

and broke a tooth.

yay!

so now half of my lucky molar is missing and the sharp edge is destroying my tongue. my dentist (who is even more of a nazi than most dentists! shit!) doesn't have any openings until FRIDAY, and neither does any other dentist in the tri-county area. le fuck! I got on the cancellation list so here's hoping..

man, I loved that tooth. I had a root canal in that tooth when I was 8 years old. it has the most hardcore filling I have ever seen.

so you probably think I don't take care of my teeth, but you're horribly wrong.. my youthful indiscretions led to a couple of cavities, but it's been at least a decade since anything was remotely wrong with my teeth. I'm borderline obsessed with having perfect teeth and I don't know how this happened and I'm PISSED, but I have fantastic insurance that allows me to get my beautiful tooth fixed for free.

snarf, at any rate.

the good news about today, though, is that I found out my dear friend is coming to visit me from Philly in August.. fuck yes, bitches, we're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out. and other such nonsense.