here's the real news.
if you want Chinese food, you probably shouldn't get it from a little place in a small hick town called Centerville. this is a cheesy whitebread town of 3,000 ATV-ridin', Jesus-praisin', and Americuh-blessin' morons. the Chinese food can't be good.
no, for the vegetable stir fry is made with beef stock or something similar, and this is the kind of thing you discover only too late, Little Miss I Don't Eat The Cow.
my stomach hasn't felt this horrible since,
well,
since the last time I ate the cow.
or maybe that one time in the dorm when I had pickles for lunch and then I puked neon green for a week.
yes, Chinese food in Centerville is bad, the rice is greasy and the vegetables are slightly off-kilter in a way I can't quite describe, and the menu says "some dishes made with MSG." a true symbol of quality. fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
if you want Chinese food, you probably shouldn't get it from a little place in a small hick town called Centerville. this is a cheesy whitebread town of 3,000 ATV-ridin', Jesus-praisin', and Americuh-blessin' morons. the Chinese food can't be good.
no, for the vegetable stir fry is made with beef stock or something similar, and this is the kind of thing you discover only too late, Little Miss I Don't Eat The Cow.
my stomach hasn't felt this horrible since,
well,
since the last time I ate the cow.
or maybe that one time in the dorm when I had pickles for lunch and then I puked neon green for a week.
yes, Chinese food in Centerville is bad, the rice is greasy and the vegetables are slightly off-kilter in a way I can't quite describe, and the menu says "some dishes made with MSG." a true symbol of quality. fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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Feel better, woman.