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Saturday Jun 11, 2005

Jun 11, 2005
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it cracks me up when someone writes a one-sentence journal and gets like twenty thousand gajillion comments, all of which are longer than the journal itself.

meh.

ACTIVATE PRAWN POWER!

there are so many awesome puns about prawns:





okay, only two exist in cartoon form, but that is the only way that prawn puns are acceptable. in cartoon form. in a related story:



that one prawn is totally going to take the other prawn, like, doggy-style. maybe even almost prawny-style but that would just be trashy. you know. a pun not in cartoon form. not cool.

so yeah, how 'bout that local sports team.


VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
rosscoe:
The lake district is a very pretty place when the weather is nice. shame it rains so damn much!
Jun 13, 2005
theshinobi:
It was black cherry. I kind of assumed other flavors were less intense than others/

Well, god keeps taunting me w/ girls I'm compatible yet have a snow flake's chance in hell with. The one I was supposed to see batman begins with got invited to a friend's baby shower, so that took a back seat. And my arm sockets feel like they're going to explode whenever I lift my arms, so I had to call in sick to work, as my job requires a lot of object lifting and shifting.
Other than that, I'm fuckin jim dandy.
Jun 14, 2005

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